Worst thing that ever happed in your school
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The smartest kid in the school played a prank during one of those standardized testing times. Prank was that he wrote a note on a friend's(His friend) car saying there was a bomb. Bomb squad got called in and found no bomb.
What happened to the kid? Only a day of detention. Why? Because he had an IQ of 160 or something, aka 'smartest' kid. It backlashed against the school though, as many kids who were expelled/suspended for long periods of time brought this to court to get their own children back into school.
And this is high school.
What happened to the kid? Only a day of detention. Why? Because he had an IQ of 160 or something, aka 'smartest' kid. It backlashed against the school though, as many kids who were expelled/suspended for long periods of time brought this to court to get their own children back into school.
And this is high school.
Oh; just remembered 
We had this building yard theing where they'd stripped up a load of tarmac to put in some Astroturf and by June it was a big mudpile. Because June is sunny, everyone also started to play football near the field. The ball went over the fence quite frequently, although only usually by a few feet and a small boy could easily get it. That, and the older kids took the ball whenever they could.
This one time I was in charge of beating up the older kids to get the ball, vying for some kudos with the dickheads who were playing, and the ball gets thrown a good ten yards into the mud. We all gather at the edge of the field and discuss who's gonna get it. And then, suddenly, for a reason I can't quite remember, I start sprinting across the potholes.
Now I'm a good hundred pounds, so I soon realised in a small corner in the back of my brain that what I was doing was pure insanity. Still, it was good the first nine yards, I wasn't slipping or sinking. But then, near the ball, the water had pooled and sept into the mud underneath, and my foot just sunk about five inches in. By now the kids who weren't playing football, from the other side of the school were lined up against the fence watching me. I made a run for it, pulling out my foot from the shoe. I got the ball and immediatly regretted my terrible talent at throwing, as it only rolled about a yard.
I then rushed to the aid of my embedded shoe, and in the process my other sank bitterly into another weak spot. I was forced to shun both shoes and carry them once I relieved them. I was now aware of high authority figures watching, and a faint chanting emanating from the football area, but the adrenalin from my insanity forced me to ignore it.
Of course, my shoes were gripped, and my socks were not. From the off I fell down onto my kneees, ruining my trousers and squinting as mud flew up into my eyes. Trying to compose whatever dignity remained, I picked up my shoes and the ball and sprinted back across the mud, jumping over potholes and pools of stagnant water, arriving to the gaze of the Deputy Head and throwing the ball triumphantly back into the crowd.
The thing is, everyone forgot about it a week later. Remarkable.
We had this building yard theing where they'd stripped up a load of tarmac to put in some Astroturf and by June it was a big mudpile. Because June is sunny, everyone also started to play football near the field. The ball went over the fence quite frequently, although only usually by a few feet and a small boy could easily get it. That, and the older kids took the ball whenever they could.
This one time I was in charge of beating up the older kids to get the ball, vying for some kudos with the dickheads who were playing, and the ball gets thrown a good ten yards into the mud. We all gather at the edge of the field and discuss who's gonna get it. And then, suddenly, for a reason I can't quite remember, I start sprinting across the potholes.
Now I'm a good hundred pounds, so I soon realised in a small corner in the back of my brain that what I was doing was pure insanity. Still, it was good the first nine yards, I wasn't slipping or sinking. But then, near the ball, the water had pooled and sept into the mud underneath, and my foot just sunk about five inches in. By now the kids who weren't playing football, from the other side of the school were lined up against the fence watching me. I made a run for it, pulling out my foot from the shoe. I got the ball and immediatly regretted my terrible talent at throwing, as it only rolled about a yard.
I then rushed to the aid of my embedded shoe, and in the process my other sank bitterly into another weak spot. I was forced to shun both shoes and carry them once I relieved them. I was now aware of high authority figures watching, and a faint chanting emanating from the football area, but the adrenalin from my insanity forced me to ignore it.
Of course, my shoes were gripped, and my socks were not. From the off I fell down onto my kneees, ruining my trousers and squinting as mud flew up into my eyes. Trying to compose whatever dignity remained, I picked up my shoes and the ball and sprinted back across the mud, jumping over potholes and pools of stagnant water, arriving to the gaze of the Deputy Head and throwing the ball triumphantly back into the crowd.
The thing is, everyone forgot about it a week later. Remarkable.
Almost forgot:
Principal's adult daughter died in a car crash. Car burst into flames - it's unclear whether she was conscious at the time or not.
Needless to say, her younger brother, a good friend of mine, was and is rather shaken and has developed a serious drinking habit. Yesterday night he got thrown out of the club we were in for being such a drunken asshole, throwing glasses and whatnot, so I had to nick his phone and call his dad to come and fetch him - the lunatic.
Principal's adult daughter died in a car crash. Car burst into flames - it's unclear whether she was conscious at the time or not.
Needless to say, her younger brother, a good friend of mine, was and is rather shaken and has developed a serious drinking habit. Yesterday night he got thrown out of the club we were in for being such a drunken asshole, throwing glasses and whatnot, so I had to nick his phone and call his dad to come and fetch him - the lunatic.
Im that kid that gets picked on alot so what ended up happening was, One kid I punched in the face and slamed his head into the Cafeteria table the second kid I wiped my ass with his coat,
3rd kid had (myself being large and being 240 at the time)240 pounds right on his head after I puched him in the face once or twice and slmming him into the floor with an Attitude Adjustment.
that kid got it bad because he was that political douchbag who is politically douchbag to every one. this was all in grade 6th and all the anger had blt up for 7-8 years. I don't get shit as much anymore although everyone just dosent like me.
3rd kid had (myself being large and being 240 at the time)240 pounds right on his head after I puched him in the face once or twice and slmming him into the floor with an Attitude Adjustment.
that kid got it bad because he was that political douchbag who is politically douchbag to every one. this was all in grade 6th and all the anger had blt up for 7-8 years. I don't get shit as much anymore although everyone just dosent like me.
A mate of drank vodka from a drink bottle in a business lesson, when the teacher realise the kid was drunk he went to the head and said "This lad in my class is drunk, i think he has been drinking in the lesson" to which the head looked at her watch and said "Drunk? at 10am? God some people start early"
The amusing thing is im now in a business class with the kid being taught by the same teacher so whenever the kid says something odd the teacher says "I think id better check your drink again"
The amusing thing is im now in a business class with the kid being taught by the same teacher so whenever the kid says something odd the teacher says "I think id better check your drink again"
There was an electrical fire, which nobody could put out because the students had a habit of emptying the fire extinguishers all around the school.
There was a guy arrested right outside of campus with a gun, he stated earlier in the day he intended to shoot his girlfriend who attended my school.
There was a girl who was run over by a car as she tried to leave the campus for lunch.
Someone stole a 14ft tall statue of a mustang (our mascot).
They had to shut down the planetarium due to vandalism, and then after that stopped letting students use it unless they had set up in advance and had a teacher with them.
Loads of stupid crap like that. Fights, vandalism, thefts. Non of it to bad, unless of course you also consider:
The riots. Yes there was an actual riot in the school. Fires, broken glass, the principle hiding in his office (probably why he wasn't the principal next year) police having to come in, and a couple of students getting stabbed.
My high school was gigantic and we had about 4,000 students attending the school by my senior year. These don't even touch on the full picture, it wasn't that bad of a place, I myself never got stabbed. It took getting into a random fight in a bar for me to finally get stabbed.
There was a guy arrested right outside of campus with a gun, he stated earlier in the day he intended to shoot his girlfriend who attended my school.
There was a girl who was run over by a car as she tried to leave the campus for lunch.
Someone stole a 14ft tall statue of a mustang (our mascot).
They had to shut down the planetarium due to vandalism, and then after that stopped letting students use it unless they had set up in advance and had a teacher with them.
Loads of stupid crap like that. Fights, vandalism, thefts. Non of it to bad, unless of course you also consider:
The riots. Yes there was an actual riot in the school. Fires, broken glass, the principle hiding in his office (probably why he wasn't the principal next year) police having to come in, and a couple of students getting stabbed.
My high school was gigantic and we had about 4,000 students attending the school by my senior year. These don't even touch on the full picture, it wasn't that bad of a place, I myself never got stabbed. It took getting into a random fight in a bar for me to finally get stabbed.
Some psycho latino chick beat the shit out of two different girls. (One with a lunch tray, another with a clarinet.)
Then she was expelled.
Then she was expelled.
Oh and our school is just fucking stupid in general. evan my Dad hates the school.
and those events I caused where pretty much the only things that happened in my grade. Later I realized that. everyday people say im gonna kick there ass and they never go threw with it. Im the only person in my grade to grow some balls and do it.
and those events I caused where pretty much the only things that happened in my grade. Later I realized that. everyday people say im gonna kick there ass and they never go threw with it. Im the only person in my grade to grow some balls and do it.
That has to be the best prank I've heard. How you could get the idea and successfully steal a statue is beyond me.manaman said:
OT: Not much, the average of broken bones, drugs, expulsions, etc. Some person died of a drug overdose, and a seventh grader had drugs in his locker, making each person's grades have to take that anti-drug class they had already taken in fifth grade. Each were in the same year.
in middle school a teacher was fired for making a kid cry (an 8th grader mind you)
and my current school had a bunch of police come over because there was a bag of cooking herbs that looked like pot (not really bad just funny)
Besides that I haven't really witnessed anything of note
and my current school had a bunch of police come over because there was a bag of cooking herbs that looked like pot (not really bad just funny)
Besides that I haven't really witnessed anything of note
Worst thing.. Hmmm..
Well, This one is my fault, This happened when i was in primary school (England) There was this new kid who was, Odd. So being kids we took the mickey out of him.
This was one of the rare times i took it too far. And i very much regret it
A week or two later. probably longer, i forget the time. But it was a long ago. He died.
The two incidents were unrelated. He got a disease caused by a virus. Not sure exactly what it was though
Terrible, Terrible Guilt.
From then on. I have never tried to pick a fight. Or make fun of people. And just taken any abuse i get.
Well, This one is my fault, This happened when i was in primary school (England) There was this new kid who was, Odd. So being kids we took the mickey out of him.
This was one of the rare times i took it too far. And i very much regret it
A week or two later. probably longer, i forget the time. But it was a long ago. He died.
The two incidents were unrelated. He got a disease caused by a virus. Not sure exactly what it was though
Terrible, Terrible Guilt.
From then on. I have never tried to pick a fight. Or make fun of people. And just taken any abuse i get.
There was this guy who noone would talk to or be nice to, and they treated him like shit because something seemed off about him. I talked to him a few times, and was friendly with him. And that's why when he snapped and stabbed someone 15 times, that someone wasn't me.
Also, there was this period of time in middle school when someone kept calling in and saying there was a bomb in the school and that they where going to blow it up ect. so we had bodyguards and feds walking around campus for about 2 months until they where able to find out that it was some fat kid who didn't want to do PE.
Edit: oh yeah, and this really big retarded guy strangled some girl and threw her into traffic, and then started punching some guy in the face yelling "KUNG FU". I never found out what happened to him (or cared enough to try)
Also, there was this period of time in middle school when someone kept calling in and saying there was a bomb in the school and that they where going to blow it up ect. so we had bodyguards and feds walking around campus for about 2 months until they where able to find out that it was some fat kid who didn't want to do PE.
Edit: oh yeah, and this really big retarded guy strangled some girl and threw her into traffic, and then started punching some guy in the face yelling "KUNG FU". I never found out what happened to him (or cared enough to try)
Probably because drugs are extremely common. At my school it was considered weird if a student DIDN'T smoke weed. When we had a blood drive 82% of it was no good because it tested positive for drugs or STDs.GamingAwesome1 said:
all i get to say is fights, fire, sex, drugs, and kids dieing. I might go on the kid getting shot but that would be it
Well me and a few others decided it would be funny to steal some chemicals and stuff from the chemistry labs and then mess around with them and burn them and stuff in the changing rooms
We would have been fine untill 2 of them decided it would be funny to burn down a toilet...
Weve had some drug related expulsions (Dealing in school and doing them at school, Idiots...)
And someone hacking into the school network and playing around The IT people had to call him back to sort it out cause they couldnt do it themselves..
We would have been fine untill 2 of them decided it would be funny to burn down a toilet...
Weve had some drug related expulsions (Dealing in school and doing them at school, Idiots...)
And someone hacking into the school network and playing around
The IT people had to call him back to sort it out cause they couldnt do it themselves..
There was a chick that shot herself in the head with a .22 after hearing Kurt Cobain died. Didn't kill herself because she put the gun under her chin, she lost an eye and had to wear a glass one though.
We had a kid that got caught at least 7 times that I heard about jerking off in the bathrooms. He would ask to go to the bathroom and be gone for 20+ minuets at a time.
In sixth grade we had a kid that would go the bathroom and smear shit all over the walls in the nice new bathrooms of the new building our classroom was in, those bathrooms were shut down for the rest of the year.
When I was in eighth grade an 7th grader broke the principal's nose, which I would have paid money to watch because A) the kid that did it was a 3 feet shorter than the principal and B) the principal was a twat.
Over the course of 4 years of high school there were quite a few fights and drug busts, one kid broke both his wrists in strength training because his spotter wasn't watching him and he fell over backwards with about 120 lbs. on the bar in his hands. There was one kid that had a pretty well stocked bar in his locker.
One of the other districts sent one of their 'special' students to our school because apparently they couldn't handle him. He was good for throwing desks at the teachers when he didn't get his way and just generally being a pain in the ass until a girl said something to him he didn't like and he stabbed her in the back with a pencil.
I was a TA for the metal shop teacher for a couple of semesters and once he had me honing the cylinders on an engine block for him. The auto shop teacher came down to see how I was doing because I borrowed the hone from his class. He was talking to the auto shop teacher while drinking what I'm pretty sure was a martini out of a plastic cup, it had the olive in it and everything. Last I heard from a niece that goes to the same high school now, he's still there.
My school had a PC repair class that actually went and fixed problems on staff computers. One of my friends and I go sent to install a printer on a health teacher's computer and he left us with a stack of disks that he thought might have the drivers on them. None of the first 20 or so disks had the drivers and we were down to the last one and I made the comment, "I'll bet that last disk has porn on it." When we opened it, it had a bunch of Disney cartoon porn on it. I'm not sure if my friend turned him or not but the teacher wasn't back the next year, we never hot his printer installed either.
We had a kid that got caught at least 7 times that I heard about jerking off in the bathrooms. He would ask to go to the bathroom and be gone for 20+ minuets at a time.
In sixth grade we had a kid that would go the bathroom and smear shit all over the walls in the nice new bathrooms of the new building our classroom was in, those bathrooms were shut down for the rest of the year.
When I was in eighth grade an 7th grader broke the principal's nose, which I would have paid money to watch because A) the kid that did it was a 3 feet shorter than the principal and B) the principal was a twat.
Over the course of 4 years of high school there were quite a few fights and drug busts, one kid broke both his wrists in strength training because his spotter wasn't watching him and he fell over backwards with about 120 lbs. on the bar in his hands. There was one kid that had a pretty well stocked bar in his locker.
One of the other districts sent one of their 'special' students to our school because apparently they couldn't handle him. He was good for throwing desks at the teachers when he didn't get his way and just generally being a pain in the ass until a girl said something to him he didn't like and he stabbed her in the back with a pencil.
I was a TA for the metal shop teacher for a couple of semesters and once he had me honing the cylinders on an engine block for him. The auto shop teacher came down to see how I was doing because I borrowed the hone from his class. He was talking to the auto shop teacher while drinking what I'm pretty sure was a martini out of a plastic cup, it had the olive in it and everything. Last I heard from a niece that goes to the same high school now, he's still there.
My school had a PC repair class that actually went and fixed problems on staff computers. One of my friends and I go sent to install a printer on a health teacher's computer and he left us with a stack of disks that he thought might have the drivers on them. None of the first 20 or so disks had the drivers and we were down to the last one and I made the comment, "I'll bet that last disk has porn on it." When we opened it, it had a bunch of Disney cartoon porn on it. I'm not sure if my friend turned him or not but the teacher wasn't back the next year, we never hot his printer installed either.
