Worst Thing to fall in love with ?
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I talked to a man three days ago amidst the hustle and bustle of Boots. Quite what he was doing at Boots, I had no idea, because his face was as greasy as a greased-up greasel and has probably never known any splash of water. His clothes were not clothes, but rags affixed with the amazing adhesive strength of his sweat. But I digress.
A greasy man, flapping his jaw and belting "haw haw"s that dotted every sentence, whilst I stood still, stuck to the spot like a dropped piece of gum. All was nonsensical until, leaning closer, the shambles began to whisper.
"I've got to go back home, you see? Take the brick back. Haw haw!"
I started to say my goodbyes, vowing never again to appear as amiable as I had that day. But curiosity peaked. "What of the brick?" It was then that I noticed a small ring of gold packed around his finger, firmly dividing the flesh into the look of a sausage. Quite how his finger hadn't fallen from blood loss, I was at a loss to know. But the brick.
"She's my wife."
Reaching in his rucksack, washing his hands in repugnant odours that I dare not to think, he retrieved a red brick, presented it firmly to my cowering eyes. He had dressed the brick with a bride's attire, white-veiled clay and a wide creamy skirt. Under his breath, he started to hum Here Comes The Bride, whilst shuffling from foot to unclad foot. A final "haw", then a second of silence.
"Beautiful, isn't she?"
"Yes, Glenn Beck, she is."
A greasy man, flapping his jaw and belting "haw haw"s that dotted every sentence, whilst I stood still, stuck to the spot like a dropped piece of gum. All was nonsensical until, leaning closer, the shambles began to whisper.
"I've got to go back home, you see? Take the brick back. Haw haw!"
I started to say my goodbyes, vowing never again to appear as amiable as I had that day. But curiosity peaked. "What of the brick?" It was then that I noticed a small ring of gold packed around his finger, firmly dividing the flesh into the look of a sausage. Quite how his finger hadn't fallen from blood loss, I was at a loss to know. But the brick.
"She's my wife."
Reaching in his rucksack, washing his hands in repugnant odours that I dare not to think, he retrieved a red brick, presented it firmly to my cowering eyes. He had dressed the brick with a bride's attire, white-veiled clay and a wide creamy skirt. Under his breath, he started to hum Here Comes The Bride, whilst shuffling from foot to unclad foot. A final "haw", then a second of silence.
"Beautiful, isn't she?"
"Yes, Glenn Beck, she is."
Rocks will always die if Max wants them to. Remember, it's Max.Lyiat said:Psh. Rocks do not die, Max...MaxTheReaper said:
I'm back by the way.
To the OP: I'd have to go with Lava. Falling in love with Lava would be counter-productive to your health.
On topic - I fell in love with a girl who lives about 300 miles away up in Scotland. That kind of sucked. We tried a long distance relationship for a while but it didn't work out. Stayed friends though so it was okay in the end
Note - why do I get the feeling that about a quarter of all my posts on this site are the sort of thing I should probably be better off telling a psychiatrist about? I don't relish the thought of meeting you guys in person at UK Escapism next year when I keep spilling my guts. And don't you start going on about guts, Max...
Epic post of the year. It only needed contain 6 characters.Venatio said:
Mine would have to be:
- Chewing Tobacco.(Now I know why since my last thread. Since it's so bad and everyone thinks its nasty)
- Beer. I know it's amazing. But still ...
- Sluts. No comment other then fuck her.
- Peanut Butter cookies and a glass of milk. Other then its so fucking amazing. Words cannot describe this sensation that you feel when you have it.
You didn't ask what is "the most cliché thing to fall in love with", you asked what is the "worse". And if he thinks it's the worst, then let him have his opinion.UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
And the answers are obvious. Any sharp, acid'y, rabid and/or aggressive things/animals are worse things to fall in love with.
