Worst thing your "friend" has done to you.

[sauerkraus]

Yesterday I had a blowtorch and some idiots. I was melting the ends of some ropes and kept one burning. It was all drippy and looked pretty dangerous to me.

So my friend kicks this blob of molten plastic and it splashes all over my hand, causing second degree burns (and it was hard to get it all off once it solidified)

what's the worst thing your pals have done to you?

 

[megapenguinx]

Slept with a girl I fancied

 

[JC175]

One friend "accidentally" stepped on my head one time and took out a chunk of hair.

Needless to say we were both ridiculously drunk at the time, but there you go.

 

[hungoverbear]

fuck a girl that i had feelings for and was flirting with for the past week. Oh and i found out the day that i was going to ask her out.

 

[sauerkraus]

My question to you is why didnt you return the favour with that blowtorch?

I couln't find it after I got back from bandaging up my hand. Then he threw a soccer ball at my head and gave me a concussion.

 

[sauerkraus]

Yesterday I had a blowtorch and some idiots. I was melting the ends of some ropes and kept one burning. It was all drippy and looked pretty dangerous to me.

So my friend kicks this blob of molten plastic and it splashes all over my hand, causing second degree burns (and it was hard to get it all off once it solidified)

what's the worst thing your pals have done to you?

EDIT: the same day he gave me a cocussion, and tried to get in a threesome with me. killed my erection.

 

[sauerkraus]

Wow you have some fucked up friends man, im not normally a violent person but that really does call for a punch in the face.

I told him it was a dick move.

 

[Voodoo Child]

I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.

 

[iggyus]

One of them fucked my supposedly virgin-i-want-to-wait-a-bit girlfriend

 

[sauerkraus]

I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.

10 years and you couldn't figure out he wasnt gay?

 

[djpuppylove789]

dated my Ex that i dated for a year. sorry bro, no sex with a bro's Ex. homie didnt play that game

 

[Voodoo Child]

I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.

10 years and you couldn't figure out he wasnt gay?

No, I told him I was gay and broke off the friendship with me, starting with a homophobic blog and finishing with me throwing him out of my house after he crashed my party and pissed in people's vodka to get back at me.

EDIT: It just occurred to me you've made the same mistake he has. He assumed I was going to try and rape him or something. I told him he was fucking nuts and I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot clown pole.

 

[sauerkraus]

I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.

10 years and you couldn't figure out he wasnt gay?

No, I told him I was gay and broke off the friendship with me, starting with a homophobic blog and finishing with me throwing him out of my house after he crashed my party and pissed in people's vodka to get back at me.

EDIT: It just occurred to me you've made the same mistake he has. He assumed I was going to try and rape him or something. I told him he was fucking nuts and I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot clown pole.

All my gay friends that "came out" to me were coming on to me.
The rest were just like, "hey, btw I'm gay"
Surprised me when my best friend told me.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Well, most of my evil friend things were simple pranks.

Except for when the bastard "spilled" near-boiling water on my arm. I've still got scars from that bullshit.

 

[Voodoo Child]

I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.

10 years and you couldn't figure out he wasnt gay?

No, I told him I was gay and broke off the friendship with me, starting with a homophobic blog and finishing with me throwing him out of my house after he crashed my party and pissed in people's vodka to get back at me.

EDIT: It just occurred to me you've made the same mistake he has. He assumed I was going to try and rape him or something. I told him he was fucking nuts and I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot clown pole.

All my gay friends that "came out" to me were coming on to me.
The rest were just like, "hey, btw I'm gay"
Surprised me when my best friend told me.

It's not like we were alone in his bedroom and I sidled up to him and whispered in his ear.

I had decided to publicly come out, and word had started getting around. He asked one of my other friends, and she told him to ask me. He asked me on MSN and I said yes.

When he was finally convinced that A) I wasn't joking B) I wasn't someone else pretending to be me and C) I wasn't just confused. He pretended to be fine with it and then decided it would be cool to try and out me to my parents (who I hadn't wanted to tell yet) and then try and get all my friends to ostracise me.

It may make me sound like a prick, but I was happy when I turned the tables on him when he tried that. For a few months at least, no one would speak to him.

 

[Stryc9]

Kept hitting on my ex-girlfriend until he finally got her into bed, they fucked for four days before she finally felt guilty enough to dump me. Then he had the balls to call me for her phone number and tell me, and I quote, "She doesn't love you anymore, she loves me." They were together for about a month before she did the same thing to him.

Same guy also turned on an electric fencer while I was hooking the wire up to the insulator. Tried to run me through with a pitchfork because I insulted the size of his manhood in front of another of his girlfriends.

This boys and girls is why you don't hang out with farmers. I've learned my lesson please learn from my experience.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Slept with a girl I fancied

Dick move

 

[white_salad]

Left me ride less in San Francisco at 1:00 am. Had to ride the tram home at 2:00 am. Then when I got back, he said " we waited for you". He also left with my girlfriend,and tried to score with her. Haven't talked to him since.