Purposely mis-rolled an "Identify Item" check and told my entire team that the four magical belts we found were all "Belts of Giant's Strength" when they all were "Belts of Gender Changing"
Worst Thing You've Done in a Game of D&D?
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My cousin's character (an orc), sexually assaulted a tree, a headless corpse of a werewolf, a house, and a random merchant. Yeah...we were messed up that night.
I made a vow to chop anyone's head off that came near me, and succeeded in killing most of my party. Got to love playing the Ax Crazy psycho of the group.
I made a vow to chop anyone's head off that came near me, and succeeded in killing most of my party. Got to love playing the Ax Crazy psycho of the group.
I played a literal Nazi fire-dwarf who had to work with a hippy elf. We were both imprisoned at one point. Bent the bars and broke out, and for some reason, took the hippy elf with me by carrying him over my shoulders. The elf threw a fireball at a guard who wasn't looking, alerting the other guards of our escape, at which point I decided that the elf was weighing me down, so I tossed him over my back and kept running. I made it out alive, the elf didn't. If he's gonna throw fireballs to alert the guards just because he's pissed off at them, that's what he gets.
That is not a "worst thing ever done". Tossing an idiotic PC to the metaphorical dogs is perfectly justified.toriver said:
I gave decent magic items to low level PCs without thinking of consequences. It was Bhopal-scale disaster.
I played a Drow Fighter
First I was on a ship when we where attacked by a group of Wild Elves, they had canoes and rowed up to the boat and set it on fire, I jumped off and got into one of the canoes by bribing them with a few hundred gold and that I taught the other people on the boat deserved it "The didn't but how cares" Later that night after getting back to there village I went hut to hut and killed them all in there sleep, but the main thing was I found a natural Seer child how I over heard while right before I entered saying she had a dream of a giant spider fighting a eagle "there tribal symbol" and loosing. I broke in and killed her father and mother in front of here and was getting ready to take here with me when two females entered with bows drawn. I held the girl in front of me as a shield. I then asked the DM which one of them looked more attractive, he said the one on the right so I killed the one on the left and told the other that if she did not come with me I would kill the girl to. Later that night the woman and girl where rowing a canon away from the dead village towards the nearest city that I knew had a entrance into the underdark near it. The woman was sold for 500 gold and the girl was sold to a high ranking wizard for 50,000 gold. I then spent a month on a drunken binge in a underdark city starting bar fights just to kill the other person.
First I was on a ship when we where attacked by a group of Wild Elves, they had canoes and rowed up to the boat and set it on fire, I jumped off and got into one of the canoes by bribing them with a few hundred gold and that I taught the other people on the boat deserved it "The didn't but how cares" Later that night after getting back to there village I went hut to hut and killed them all in there sleep, but the main thing was I found a natural Seer child how I over heard while right before I entered saying she had a dream of a giant spider fighting a eagle "there tribal symbol" and loosing. I broke in and killed her father and mother in front of here and was getting ready to take here with me when two females entered with bows drawn. I held the girl in front of me as a shield. I then asked the DM which one of them looked more attractive, he said the one on the right so I killed the one on the left and told the other that if she did not come with me I would kill the girl to. Later that night the woman and girl where rowing a canon away from the dead village towards the nearest city that I knew had a entrance into the underdark near it. The woman was sold for 500 gold and the girl was sold to a high ranking wizard for 50,000 gold. I then spent a month on a drunken binge in a underdark city starting bar fights just to kill the other person.
