You have bear hands? Like with claws and hair and all? That's pretty awesome!Arontala said:I killed him with my bear hands.
You have bear hands? Like with claws and hair and all? That's pretty awesome!Arontala said:I killed him with my bear hands.
Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.Hitokiri_Gensai said:i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!arsenicCatnip said:Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.Hitokiri_Gensai said:i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
That has to be the breast debate tactic ever.Hitokiri_Gensai said:he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!arsenicCatnip said:Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.Hitokiri_Gensai said:i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
i feel its necessary, as i did before, to warn you that i do, and indeed almost always, have my Glock 23 on my hip. Although right now, its on my bedside stand cause im in bed.CM156 said:That has to be the breast debate tactic ever.Hitokiri_Gensai said:he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!arsenicCatnip said:Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.Hitokiri_Gensai said:i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
Oh dear Lord that was bad. Just shoot me.
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Wait, don't.
OT: I went back in time and killed Franz Ferdinand so the person I was arguing with would never have been born. Worked like a charm.
Oh, sorry about World War I. But trust me, it was totally worth it to prove I was right about which Star Wars movie was the best.
Nice.Hitokiri_Gensai said:i feel its necessary, as i did before, to warn you that i do, and indeed almost always, have my Glock 23 on my hip. Although right now, its on my bedside stand cause im in bed.CM156 said:That has to be the breast debate tactic ever.Hitokiri_Gensai said:he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!arsenicCatnip said:Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.Hitokiri_Gensai said:i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
Oh dear Lord that was bad. Just shoot me.
...
Wait, don't.
OT: I went back in time and killed Franz Ferdinand so the person I was arguing with would never have been born. Worked like a charm.
Oh, sorry about World War I. But trust me, it was totally worth it to prove I was right about which Star Wars movie was the best.
This sounds eerily similar to Resovoir Dogs...Jack the Potato said:Me and my boss were arguing over whether this new guy was a cop. I said he wasn't but the boss wasn't having any of it. He pulled his gun on the guy, so I pulled mine on him cause I knew there was no way the new guy could be a cop and he'd already been shot by some crazy ***** anyway. What cop takes a bullet for criminals? Anyway, the whole thing turns into a mexican standoff, and eventually everybody gets shot, including me. But I managed to survive as did the new guy, but he was in bad shape and I knew I needed to get him some help.
But then get this! After all I did for him, he tells me he really is a cop! I just killed my own boss for this asshole! Now the cops come in, but I don't give a fuck. I pull out my gun and shoot the traitorous bastard right in the head.