Worst thing you've done to end an argument?

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Blaster395

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Said that their opinions on the matter was not only bigoted, but can drive normal, otherwise healthy young people to suicide, and then gave the statistics to back it up. Ultimately this means I said their actions could indirectly kill people.

Its the kind of killing blow in an argument that causes a BSOD for the receiving brain. It was both the worst and most badass way I ever ended an argument.

I have used the exact same paragraph several times in arguments in the subject because its so damn effective.
 

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Hitokiri_Gensai said:
i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.

Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
 

Jodah

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I dunno if its the worst but I was about to get in a fight with a jerk at school one time. We had our backpacks on so I, being a calm person, took mine off and gently placed it upon the ground.

The other guy, who was a hot head, tossed his to the side as hard as he could. It flew through the air and landed...right into a giant mud puddle. The argument promptly ended because everyone started laughing so hard we couldn't fight.
 

Dango

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Mumble something and just say "never mind" when they ask me what I said.
 

idodo35

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after arguing with a friend for an hour cause she felt that she have to keep giving up on things she want (we wanted to go to the movies she didnt and so on) she said "im rather dipressed i should probably just go home" and i (being usualy her go to guy in moments of dipression) just yelled "fine go home!"
apologized later but it was still bad...
 

Cogwheel

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Same thing I always do: Back out immediately and apologize. There are almost no arguments that I consider to be worth upsetting the other person over.
 

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arsenicCatnip said:
Hitokiri_Gensai said:
i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.

Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!
 

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Hitokiri_Gensai said:
arsenicCatnip said:
Hitokiri_Gensai said:
i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.

Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!
That has to be the breast debate tactic ever.

Oh dear Lord that was bad. Just shoot me.

...

Wait, don't.

OT: I went back in time and killed Franz Ferdinand so the person I was arguing with would never have been born. Worked like a charm.

Oh, sorry about World War I. But trust me, it was totally worth it to prove I was right about which Star Wars movie was the best.
 

Hitokiri_Gensai

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CM156 said:
Hitokiri_Gensai said:
arsenicCatnip said:
Hitokiri_Gensai said:
i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.

Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!
That has to be the breast debate tactic ever.

Oh dear Lord that was bad. Just shoot me.

...

Wait, don't.

OT: I went back in time and killed Franz Ferdinand so the person I was arguing with would never have been born. Worked like a charm.

Oh, sorry about World War I. But trust me, it was totally worth it to prove I was right about which Star Wars movie was the best.
i feel its necessary, as i did before, to warn you that i do, and indeed almost always, have my Glock 23 on my hip. Although right now, its on my bedside stand cause im in bed.
 

MegaManOfNumbers

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Low? what low?

I have too big of an ego for that!

I do what my two best friends do, fire glitter at their face and run the fuck away!

its surprisingly effective.
 

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Hitokiri_Gensai said:
CM156 said:
Hitokiri_Gensai said:
arsenicCatnip said:
Hitokiri_Gensai said:
i got mah tits out once! guy forgot we were arguing. made me giggle.
Never tried that particular tack, but I did end an argument with my boyfriend by turning him, pushing him against the wall, and kissing him so thoroughly that he went glassy-eyed. Yeah, I think I won that argument.

Usually, my default argument ending tactics are either start crying, or turn on the ice-queen-***** voice and cut the person off mid-sentence. If they try to speak again, they get glared down and silenced. It's awesome.
he literally stopped mid sentence, stared at my chest, and then stared at me, then stared at my chest then walked off. Didnt say another word to me for like three days. it was hilarious!
That has to be the breast debate tactic ever.

Oh dear Lord that was bad. Just shoot me.

...

Wait, don't.

OT: I went back in time and killed Franz Ferdinand so the person I was arguing with would never have been born. Worked like a charm.

Oh, sorry about World War I. But trust me, it was totally worth it to prove I was right about which Star Wars movie was the best.
i feel its necessary, as i did before, to warn you that i do, and indeed almost always, have my Glock 23 on my hip. Although right now, its on my bedside stand cause im in bed.
Nice.

I'm partial to my father's .22 Ruger. Has just the right amount of kick.

OT: To keep on topic, I've done many things when debating my brother. He tired to end it with "Your face is ugly". I said "Your organs are ugly". I think I "won"
 

LeKiller

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I think the worst I've done is write an angry letter, basically telling the person off for being a dick and questioning if the person actually wanted to be my friend....wait a minute ._.
Well lowest I've gotten is probably just stopping right there and walking away, effectively showing that I will not agree with the other person.
 

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So I was on nightshift on a wildland fire (am a firefighter) just monitoring it when we got news that a former firefighter had just been murdered by the boyfriend of the girl he had been sleeping with and beating up. This launched a friend of mine and I into recounting exactly how much we despised this individual, how much he had it coming, how it couldn't have happened to a nicer person, etc. After listening to us go on for a few minutes a newer firefighter (who had never met our topic of discussion and about whom we held similarly low opinions) exclaimed, "The man's dead. Can't you at least have some respect for the dead?" To which I replied, "Wait until you die, see what I say about you..."
 

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Jack the Potato said:
Me and my boss were arguing over whether this new guy was a cop. I said he wasn't but the boss wasn't having any of it. He pulled his gun on the guy, so I pulled mine on him cause I knew there was no way the new guy could be a cop and he'd already been shot by some crazy ***** anyway. What cop takes a bullet for criminals? Anyway, the whole thing turns into a mexican standoff, and eventually everybody gets shot, including me. But I managed to survive as did the new guy, but he was in bad shape and I knew I needed to get him some help.

But then get this! After all I did for him, he tells me he really is a cop! I just killed my own boss for this asshole! Now the cops come in, but I don't give a fuck. I pull out my gun and shoot the traitorous bastard right in the head.
This sounds eerily similar to Resovoir Dogs...
 

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Gut punch. Not very nice but when the person is personally trying to turn the whole gym class against you, you need to move a little muscle to maintain your stance. I REALLY do not like fighting but I am not afraid to fight if it is necessary, i.e. Someone trying to establish the pecking order with the intent of making you a walking target, I say fuck the system.