Worst thing you've ever eaten

[dangitall]

Marinated chicken's heart.
YES THERE IS SUCH THING

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Chicken feet....UGH

 

[Sn0wLeppard]

I once ate a spoonful of wasabi thinking it was guacamole. Oh dear.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

Honestly its called a joke. Sorry if I forget sarcasm doesn't show well through text but I dont think this guy is an idiot. I think he is hilarious.
*sigh* wasted my time with another person with no sence of humor.

 

[Thrashgrinder]

Raw Octopus in Japan. siriously, dont eat it

 

[RanD00M]

Boiled Haddock in Sweet Relish.I hate sweet relish.It tastes so nasty.

 

[Ekonk]

I once ate a spoonful of wasabi thinking it was guacamole. Oh dear.

Dear Christ man, it's a miracle you're still alive.

Also, welcome to the Escapist! I'd type the Escapist version of 'Welcome to City 17', but sadly I'm in a bit of a hurry now. Cheerio, and enjoy your time here!

 

[Theistic]

Can't remember what the worst tasting dish I've ever eaten is, but I think it was when my mum made me taste something I thought was kidney. It was. With a healthy bit of goat-balls in it. I don't think it was testicles, something about it being the skin of the sack? I 'unno. Tasted revolting though.
She's also made me eat lamb tongue (tasted quite good though) and tried to make me eat chicken brain. I got out of the last one though.

Never eat Pakistani food without knowing what's in it *shrug*

 

[-Samurai-]

I once ate a 4 year old dust covered Cheeto. Then 3 year later, ate another from the same dusty bag.

 

[RanD00M]

I forgot her name...

You sir,just won this thread.
A million internets to you.
And a thousand more for that kick-ass avatar.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Cooking chocolate or those nasty ass butter flavored jelly beans/dumdums...

 

[HK_01]

When I was in Korea, these weird noodles that looked like toad spawn(you know, those long chains of see-through eggs with a black dot in the middle). That was god-awful!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

About a mouthful of soy sauce; I had just had sushi, and the bottle was almost empty. I just figured...

 

[Deadonstick]

Coffee with balsalmic vinegar..

 

[Zhukov]

Zucchini. Boiled soft. Nothing on it. Not even salt.

It was all I could do not to throw up on the spot.

 

[Samurai Jim]

Band camp eggs. They came in a metal tube, they were grey, and they melted in your plate as you ate them. Yum...

 

[I Max95]

A Cockroach.

In my defence, I thought it was part of the carpet.

you were eating carpet
...that came out wrong
but literally why were you eating your carpet

 

[TehCookie]

A stale cheez-it. I found a box of cheez-its over my friends house and even though he said they were over a year old I didn't believe him because the package was still sealed. It tasted like you fed a baby cheeze and it crapped on a sponge and you ate that sponge.

 

[Kanima423]

This one time when I was in a hurry I microwaved a waffle for 5 mins while I got ready. Not paying attention to the horrid burnt smell or the fact that it looked like something used to pave a road I took a bite.