Worst thing you've ever eaten.

[TheColdHeart]

I once ate some cereal and the milk had totally gone off. I didnt realise at the time as I was tired and paying attention to my phone. As soon as I took the first bite and it dawned on me something was wrong...I was sick in the sink.

Also around christmas time my mum was baking a cake and I saw the bowl with what I thought was the butter cream filling in the fridge with the spoon in. Being unable to resist a sly taste I quickly had a spoonfull...it was fat for coating the roast potatoes. That was pretty awful.

 

[Xyphon]

Mountain oysters. My friends didn't tell me that mountain oysters are fucking pig testicles until after I took the first fucking bite.

The person that had to clean up the toilet was fucking pissed at me.

 

[The_Chief]

Tomatoes. Goddamn I hate tomatoes.

LOL you sound like my history teacher. we got him to eat a tomato on a bet. he almost threw up.

 

[delete101]

You know those small,red chillis? Never, EVER eat them. They make your head seem 5 sizes too small and your eyes will water uncontrollably for about 15 minutes.

Another good idea is to never drink 10 glasses of milk in a row. The result is not pretty.

 

[Iampringles]

Egg Custard Tart.

Ugh...

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Marmite/Vegimite

 

[SovietSecrets]

My moms cooking. Nothing can describe the pain my stomach is in afterwards.

 

[sarahvait]

Many things including:
Sheeps eyes (they POP!)
Alligator (A bit like chicken)
Ostrich (Just really dry chicken)
Locust (Bananna-like texture, tastes like crap)

Actually, the Fudd Ruckers near my house serves Ostrich. I'm terribly curious about that...

 

[GrinningManiac]

Oh GOD...okay:

This Summer, me and 15 others, through World Challenge, were in South Peru. The guys had a meal in Ollytaytambo, a small village, that can only be described as EVIL

We were the only customers, and the floor by the windows was pasted in guano. We ordered and waited. AN HOUR LATER, an average soup starter appears. ANOTHER HOUR LATER, a crap, overcooked main turns up, and we're really depressed. After eating it, we begin laughing at how INDESCRIBABLY AWFUL it all is, and we belive that we have been drugged (on account of our giggling delirum) Finally, the most GOD AWFUL dessert turns up: Andean Cream, it's basically very fine, very sweet porridge. And our drinks...the drinks that in EVERY OTHER FOODPLACE ON EARTH, come before the starter. it's papaya, and tastes like a mix between bathwater and cold vomit.

On the way out, we're in hysterics over how GOD DAMN AWFUL that was. My mate, Elly, suddenly throws up the entire meal. We're all "crap, are you okay?" and it turns out he's fine...he's still laughing. He's not ill at all, his body just WOULD NOT accept the food. Will then throws up everywhere.

They weren't feeling bad, or ill, they just got rid of the food naturally it was THAT AWFUL

Now, wherever I eat, the wait is always bearable, and the food always divine.

Christ, Ollytaytambo...

 

[slarlath]

Durian. It's a fruit from Indonesia that smells so bad its illegal on public transport. Tastes sorta like banana mixed with onion and has the texture of snot.

 

[sarahvait]

Sushi. Why people like it I have no idea.

Because it's yummy. Well, I'm not one to talk. I only eat sushi if it's just the fish and the rice, none of that crazy stuff with crunchy bits or avacado (bleh) or fake crab. But hey, some people aren't big on the whole raw fish thing. My grandmother married a japanese guy, and to this day she can't eat raw fish.

My vote goes to Uni though. That's Sea Urchin, and I don't really recall what it tasted like, but ugh, the texture was enough to make me retch.

 

[the_joker1112]

Worst thing iv eaten: glass

Worst thing iv eaten and SWALOWED: chocolate covered spider eggs.

After I managed to choke them down (spiders scare the crap outa me) the guy selling them made a joke about one fo them hatching, and a threw up.

 

[asteroth21nox]

hash brown casarol...it was an abomination unto god.

 

[matsm]

In Norway we got something we call rakfisk. It's basicly rotten fish and it tastes HORRIBLE!

 

[Kajt]

The best everyday food, in my opinion, is sausage and potatoes. *drool*

Not bad, but lacking in character.

Yes, it might lack in character, but it's just so damn good.

What about pyttipanna?

Pyttipanna is sooo yummy and easy to make

Indeed. High five for pyttipanna!

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

Vegimite. It's this Australian jam that they force feed their toddlers from a young age. They all like it because they grew up on it, but most foreigners find that it tastes like salty, burnt rubber.

It was especially terrible for me since I found out I was allergic to it by eating it. I literally thought I was going to die from how badly my stomach hurt.

 

[IxionIndustries]

This piece of ass..

It's a mango sucker, but covered with fucking CHILI POWDER!

 

[delete101]

The best everyday food, in my opinion, is sausage and potatoes. *drool*

Not bad, but lacking in character.

Yes, it might lack in character, but it's just so damn good.

What about pyttipanna?

Pyttipanna is sooo yummy and easy to make

Indeed. High five for pyttipanna!

Pyttipanna is the shit, 'nuff said.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Bacon sandwiches make me retch.

oh now you are just so obviously trolling

How so?

The question asked what the worst thing I'd eaten was, and I answered.

Unless you're just joking, in order for me to respond indignantly, so that I appear as an arsehole?

oh maybe I'm joking, maybe I'm not
so the jokes on you

and saying "bacon" is the worst thing you ever ate on this site is like saying cookies are not that good.

Someone's apparently both the troll here and the dick.

For me, I have eaten a sheep's eye ball, out on holiday as a dare... worst thing ever!

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

really exotic food

Curry.
That includes eating an ant, dog biscuits, and mouldy bread.