Worst thing you've ever tasted?
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Really? I can't get enough of the stuff! It's one of the few alcoholic beverages I can get drunk off my ass on just because I like the taste of it(not because I intend to get drunk). Although I've only had it a few times around Christmas.KefkaCultist said:
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Can't think of my single worst taste-experience ever, but here's a few bad ones
Fireball cinnamon whiskey, the thought of it gives me a slight gag reflex.
Rockstar Cola
sugar-free Redbull (it tastes like flinstones vitamins crushed up into rubbing alcohol)
My friend's dad's seafood stir-fry, which had a bag of frozen, assorted sea food in it *blarg*
expired bacon
home-made relish conjured up by my father
unmaintained female genitalia
Most of the foods I dislike are more because of texture than flavour.
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Most people really love it, but I cannot stomach the stuff. It literally makes me puke.
Most people really love it, but I cannot stomach the stuff. It literally makes me puke.
I LOL'dReservoirAngel said:
But seriously you're not missing much; I prefer women, but if I had to give oral stimulation to somebody I might be tempted to pick a guy, just saying.... The female parts have plenty of utility, but I do not like putting my mouth there : \
my future girlfriends can blame my ex for that....
You people and your weak stomachs. Worst thing I have ever tasted was Sheeps head. I couldn't keep the shit down.
Oatmeal. Like how it's served for breakfast, I can't stand that shit. I've NEVER been able to choke it down no matter what. When I was around 8 or 9 my family had to go pick up my oldest brother from the airport because he was home on leave. My mom made oatmeal for breakfast and I refused to eat it until both my parents got so pissed at me that they told me I wouldn't get anything else to eat for the rest of the day if I didn't eat it and I still wouldn't eat it.
They kept up their end and I didn't get anything when we stopped for lunch on the way home, they also never tried to feed me fucking oatmeal again.
Oatmeal cookies are fine though, I can eat those things all day long.
They kept up their end and I didn't get anything when we stopped for lunch on the way home, they also never tried to feed me fucking oatmeal again.
Oatmeal cookies are fine though, I can eat those things all day long.
I don't know the name of the worst thing I ever tasted, but I can describe it.
For a particular medical inspection that was to happen, I had to not eat at all the day prior to it. In addition, I had to drink a certain chemical concoction designed to get my body ready for the next day. I had to do this several times that day on an empty stomach.
The best way to describe this concoction would be to say that it tasted like I was drinking sea water, except ten times saltier. But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that it had been recommended to me that I should try mixing this concoction with some 7-up or something to help with the taste.
I might as well have just tipped an entire shaker's worth of salt into a 7-up can and drank that instead. I still can't quite handle 7-up, Sprite, or any other kind of lemon-lime drink without tasting phantom salt.
The next time I had to have the procedure done a couple years later, they had to give me a bunch of pills to take instead because it was seriously impossible for me to keep that liquid down for more than a second.
For a particular medical inspection that was to happen, I had to not eat at all the day prior to it. In addition, I had to drink a certain chemical concoction designed to get my body ready for the next day. I had to do this several times that day on an empty stomach.
The best way to describe this concoction would be to say that it tasted like I was drinking sea water, except ten times saltier. But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that it had been recommended to me that I should try mixing this concoction with some 7-up or something to help with the taste.
I might as well have just tipped an entire shaker's worth of salt into a 7-up can and drank that instead. I still can't quite handle 7-up, Sprite, or any other kind of lemon-lime drink without tasting phantom salt.
The next time I had to have the procedure done a couple years later, they had to give me a bunch of pills to take instead because it was seriously impossible for me to keep that liquid down for more than a second.
Hmmm....Worst thing I've ever tasted. I've tasted quite a few things in my lifetime, so I can't pin down what was the worst. I'll just make a short list:
Orange juice concentrate -- The hell if I know why my mother decided to buy this and not regular orange juice, but the day I tried it, I was jonesing for some o.j. I thought it was some new off-brand shit, so I poured some in a glass. I should've known something was up when some nasty, thick, opaque orange stuff came out, but stupid me shrugged and sucked some of it down. Stupid, stupid... >.<
Subway's "Seafood Special" -- I and my siblings were hanging with my aunt, her partner and her partner's son one day a few years back in D.C. and we decided to go to the new Air and Space Museum that opened. Inside, they had a cafeteria area with a few booths giving out lunches, and one of them was a Subway. Never tried it, so I went over and read their menu. I noticed something called a "Seafood Special". I, being a huge seafood lover, was curious as to how a seafood sub would taste, so I got one.
If I ever find the son-of-a-***** ************ who thought that putting fake crab stick, shrimp and mayonaisse together in a bun was a smart idea, I'll shove one of those sandwich abominations right up his ass. I was only able to get through half of the six-incher before I had to toss it. The entire day, my stomach ached, I'm guessing because it didn't know what to do with what I gave it. Later that night, my mother came over to join us for dinner: my aunt had made a beautiful and delicious spread that included, but was not limited to, some shrimp and vegetables. My stomach was still killing me, but I tried to get some down, thinking that if I could just push it down with something of quality, I could get it out faster. I was pounding antiacids like candy, desperately trying anything to make the ache stop.
But to no avail. Sweating and doubled over in pain, I got up in the middle of the night and walked down from the attic bedroom into the second-floor bathroom. I turned on the light, crouched on the floor, and gave an offering to the porcelain goddess, finally ridding myself of the damned concoction. The day after, my aunt tried to blame my vomiting on her cooking (the very idea!), but I knew the true culprit. I've been able to forgive Subway over the years, and do enjoy the sandwiches that I get there (Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Wheat is one of my favorites), but I'll never forget the pain they first caused me...
I can't think of anything else at the moment, so if I do, I'll either edit this post or do another.
Orange juice concentrate -- The hell if I know why my mother decided to buy this and not regular orange juice, but the day I tried it, I was jonesing for some o.j. I thought it was some new off-brand shit, so I poured some in a glass. I should've known something was up when some nasty, thick, opaque orange stuff came out, but stupid me shrugged and sucked some of it down. Stupid, stupid... >.<
Subway's "Seafood Special" -- I and my siblings were hanging with my aunt, her partner and her partner's son one day a few years back in D.C. and we decided to go to the new Air and Space Museum that opened. Inside, they had a cafeteria area with a few booths giving out lunches, and one of them was a Subway. Never tried it, so I went over and read their menu. I noticed something called a "Seafood Special". I, being a huge seafood lover, was curious as to how a seafood sub would taste, so I got one.
If I ever find the son-of-a-***** ************ who thought that putting fake crab stick, shrimp and mayonaisse together in a bun was a smart idea, I'll shove one of those sandwich abominations right up his ass. I was only able to get through half of the six-incher before I had to toss it. The entire day, my stomach ached, I'm guessing because it didn't know what to do with what I gave it. Later that night, my mother came over to join us for dinner: my aunt had made a beautiful and delicious spread that included, but was not limited to, some shrimp and vegetables. My stomach was still killing me, but I tried to get some down, thinking that if I could just push it down with something of quality, I could get it out faster. I was pounding antiacids like candy, desperately trying anything to make the ache stop.
But to no avail. Sweating and doubled over in pain, I got up in the middle of the night and walked down from the attic bedroom into the second-floor bathroom. I turned on the light, crouched on the floor, and gave an offering to the porcelain goddess, finally ridding myself of the damned concoction. The day after, my aunt tried to blame my vomiting on her cooking (the very idea!), but I knew the true culprit. I've been able to forgive Subway over the years, and do enjoy the sandwiches that I get there (Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Wheat is one of my favorites), but I'll never forget the pain they first caused me...
I can't think of anything else at the moment, so if I do, I'll either edit this post or do another.
Defeat!
More in line with food items, although I feel that is a legitimate answer, potato salad. I dislike mayonnaise, but can handle it in small quantities, but when that's all something is, it leads to bad things for me.
Incidentally, I'm in japan atm where about 30% of all food items have mayo on them, a lot in fact. Fun stuff.
More in line with food items, although I feel that is a legitimate answer, potato salad. I dislike mayonnaise, but can handle it in small quantities, but when that's all something is, it leads to bad things for me.
Incidentally, I'm in japan atm where about 30% of all food items have mayo on them, a lot in fact. Fun stuff.
Trout is pretty freaking nasty. I'm not a huge fish person in the first place, but that was horrid. That and Escargot, which my dad tricked my sisters, cousins and I into ordering on a cruise once. Hot damn, that is gross. Oddly one of my cousins ended up liking it. Parents ended up regretting it since we literally consumed sugar packets as our dinner.
Honorable mention to poorly made sushi. When it's done right, sushi is amazing, but when done wrong, it's bad.
Honorable mention to poorly made sushi. When it's done right, sushi is amazing, but when done wrong, it's bad.
B...But Salt Liquorice is the best thing ever! It's like a salty taste explosion joy overload!Scrustle said:
I officially ban you from Sweden and Finland now. Not that you will be saddened since we have Salt Liquorice and Salmiakki in abundance.
OT: I once ate a meatloaf made from moose. Problem with this particular bag of minced moose meat was that it wasn't my father that had killed and ground the meat. It was his uncle. My dad's uncle is part Sami, the indigenous people of Scandinavia, and he is clearly influenced by their traditions. We suspect that he had scraped every last bit of fat and sinew from the bones and had ground it all down instead of trying to only get the finest meat. It might be good survival food, using every bit of fat and such for energy, but god damn it tasted like old fat from a frying pan or something. All of the meat that is. We threw away the whole meatloaf and bought a pizza instead.
Bondegi. These are silkworms. Even my Korean friend was like nuh uh when we went to a restaurant. Other foods they have are chicken feet, coagulated blood soup, and dog (though that isn't common). I haven't eaten either of those. Bondegi was enough of the eating weird food experience for me. Funnily enough, my favorite soup has tentacles so I call it hentai soup.
Though to be honest, i think peanut butter is the worst thing I have tasted. The smell is so nauseating and a threw up soon after. I think it also had to do with the texture, because strangely enough I can eat peanuts just fine. My elementary school gave these mashed peanut butter sandwiches for those without a lunch and a teacher felt bad after my nice sack lunch was taken so he gave me that sandwich and made me eat it =(. sooooo gross.
Me and my sis got this pudding in a Greek place once. It was like shredded wheat with honey on. It sounds kind of nice from that description but it really really wasn't
We still laugh about it.
We still laugh about it.
cuttlefish sushi it had an aful texure and filled my mouth wiht the smell and what i now amsume is the taste of stank ass feet i was in a high class place and could not spit it out either
I don't know what it was meant to be but it tasted like Peanuts, fish and tomatoes which are all bad enough to make me vomit on there own.
Basically I have a fear of my grandma and her cooking now.
Basically I have a fear of my grandma and her cooking now.