worst things to do/say during a lecture

[8bitmaster]

reading the "things not to do at a funeral" thread and sitting in a lecture right now, I wanted to know what other people would be funny as shit, yet incredibly stupid to say/do during a lecture.

for me, it would be to yell out "wow this porn is really good" at the top of your lungs.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"This is boring, Im gonna go masturbate"
"Shut the FUCK UP!!!"
"No I will not make-out with you!"
"Fuck......"
"Damn my testicles itch something fierce!!!"
"Chlorophyl? More like borophyl."
"Why the hell is he/she still talking?"
"SNORE! SNORE! SNORE!"
"This comedian fucking blows."
"My penis is on fire!!!!"
"(gibberish)!"
"Help! There is a tornado in my ass!" (then promptly take off all your clothes and run out of the room)

 

[Furious Styles]

Shouting, "genital Warts!" While pointing at the lecturer.

 

[Danman1]

"OH FUCKING CHRIST! -leap out of chair- Spiders."

 

[Danman1]

"Fuck......"
"Damn my testicles itch something fierce!!!"

"This comedian fucking blows."

All three of these made me laugh at my computer. Loudly. Bravo, sir.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I was in school listening to a lecture about our student handbook...

and I spewed out a few lines from a song by 'Blood on The Dancefloor.'

My class went quiet and the kid next to me took the fall. Hehehe

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Fuck......"
"Damn my testicles itch something fierce!!!"

"This comedian fucking blows."

All three of these made me laugh at my computer. Loudly. Bravo, sir.

Thanks, I try

 

[Danman1]

for me, it would be to yell out "wow this porn is really good" at the top of your lungs.

Really it's awkward to say that in any context. You said it so blazay, you could replace the word porn with "sandwich"

 

[silver wolf009]

"Heh everyone! Lets play catch the vial of antrax!"
"FOCUS!"
"Cthulu is the one true god! Worship him!"
"SUGAR DADDY AWAY!!! *Leap out of seat*"
"*Throw a rubber chicken* Duck!"
"Dance you worthless oopma loopa! *throw binder at the teacher*"

 

[Explosm]

If its one of those lectures you get in school, Becuase your class is behaving badly.. Then the worst thing you can do is clap after it.

 

[Broady Brio]

*In Tony Montana's fake cuban voice.

FOUCK! YOU!

*Get's out his M16.

"YOU'LL GONNA NEED A FUCKING ARMY IF YOU WANNA KILL ME!"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"

What? It's fits.

 

[sms_117b]

Lecturer in cosmos year 1 done a lecture on why Astrology is a load of bollocks

First question she asked was, "how do we know Astrology is plain rubbish?"

I shouted back "It ends in 'ology'"

big controvercial noise came over the room, was awesome

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

If its one of those lectures you get in school, Becuase your class is behaving badly.. Then the worst thing you can do is clap after it.

You sir, have inspired me. I need to get the class to fuck up so I can do this now.

 

[Shemming]

Our teacher had a story about this....

Spoiler: textyness

Well he was in a chemistry lecture when the lecturer was drawing some curly arrows, which he struggled with for some reason. Next he makes a joke about a 'curly arrow pen which was specially designed for the job, advising people to buy them.

Next day a girl is in histerics as she couldn't find one. And then proceded to ask where to find one to the whole lecture, greated by a wall of laughter.

This story is better as the girl was blonde, no offence ment.

 

[BlackStar42]

Start playing Bogies with your mates. Hilarity will ensue, followed by death.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

The best way to interrupt anything is to wear a superman suit under your clothes, then randomly strip down to it and run out of the room, claiming you're needed urgently.

 

[Jedamethis]

[HEADING=1]BEEEEEEEEEEES![/HEADING]

That is all.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Since most lecture's are boring to me I'd stand up and say FUCKING BULLSHIT like the Iron Shiek.

Spoiler: Like this