worst things to do/say during a lecture

[Casimir_Effect]

And cue the music:

Daaa da da
dada da da da dada
Daaa da da
dada da da da dada

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

I have a friend who does a subject which, while i can't remember it's name, is basically feminism, and is hence 99% of the students are female.

Anyway, he had a lecture on genital mutilation in the middle east, which involved watching a video. And while I do not in anyway condone such behaviour, i think genital mutilation is disgusting and extremely wrong. But I thought it would be hilarious to sit in the lecture near the back with a friend, and when the mentioned the word "vagina" on the video, just laugh a bit and high-five each other.

Obviously I did not go ahead with this plan as I am still alive to write this post.

 

[smearyllama]

One of the guys from Gameinformer did this in college...
Thought it was pretty damn funny.

 

[Spectre4802]

"OH GOD THEY'RE ALL OVER ME GET THEM OF GET THEM OOOOOOOFF" [Flail your arms wildly. If you're sitting at the back of the class try to roll down as many people as possible.]

 

[Dapsen]

When the lecturer explains something, say loudly in a questioning manner, adressing yourself, as in deep thought:
"But how will this affect my sex life?" -You can also replace 'sex life', with 'economy', if you want.

If there happens to be a lamp / fan hanging from the ceiling, point at it and scream; "OH MY GOD, IT'S A FUCKING PTERODACTYL!", then panic until someone explains to you that it is just a lamp / fan. You then sit down again, calm and focused, as if nothing ever happened.

Take off your shirt.

Yell to the lecturer, preferably if the lecturer is a man; "TITS OR GTFO!!"

If the lecturer is really buff, pretend like you were asleep and you just woke up. Then stare at the him with your eyes wide open, point at him and scream "IT'S THE TERMINATOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!" - You can also say 'governator'.

 

[2fish]

During a lecture on how to be an active listener the teacher caught me staring out the window at the trees and snow. Out of the corner of my eye I say him look at me with a eyes of hate, but I just stared at the tree. What? It was windy.

Also he was a grad student in college that should not have been teaching that class, it wasn't his thing. Oh it is snowing again *zones out*.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Pelt the speaker with paintballs and shout "get off the stage, ******!". That would just be rude.

 

[badgersprite]

Just act like you're on a really bad acid trip. Look around at everything with really wide eyes, twitch a lot, and just keep saying, "Holy shit...holy shit..." in a really high pitched voice over and over again.

 

[Deguasser]

i did this today actually,
French class, speaking french, i mispronounced a word, the girl next to me corrected me, I got up looked at her, yelled, "*****, don't correct me on pronouncing words, you're only supposed to correct me if I mess up on making a sandwich!"

I got kicked out of that class.

 

[nunqual]

GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ASS!!!