Worst (Trivial) Feeling Ever

[Vegosiux]

A man with a cold.

Come on men, we've all done it.

Come down with a cold only it isn't a normal cold ... it's the worst cold in the history of ever.

The dreaded "Man Flu".

I still think that feeling when you're hugging a toilet seat, promising yourself you're never going to get this drunk again, fully knowing you're most likely also lying to yourself, and the subsequent hangover, beats that.

But, yeah. Man Flu. Terrible, terrible thing.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Pulling off those little flake of dry skin near your nail. How can pulling something so small can be painful?

 

[pffh]

Paper cut on your bellend.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

When the toilet paper tears at the critical moment.

Please tell me this happens to other people too.

If you're saying what I think you're saying... That's why I fold over two bits of paper to maintain integrity.

My answer would probably be...When my colour blindness gets in the way of gaming. For example red dot scopes are virtually useless to me because I can almost never see the red dot.

 

[rayman56]

For me, it's when you are playing a mission in GTA, and just as you're about to finish the mission, you die. Because of that, I have never finished SA.

 

[Fasckira]

When you're taking a crap and the water splashes back onto your ass. Worst feeling ever.

Oooh yes, especially when you feel a bit hit your hole and its super cold.

I'd say the above in joint position with the feeling when you masturbate but you're not quite ready to cum but you do and you're left feeling a little bit let down, like you've wasted your time.

 

[Catfood220]

Waking up 10 minutes before your alarm goes off really upsets me. I don't like waking up at the best of times but waking up and realizing you only have 10 minutes before you have to get up is one of the most depressing things ever.

 

[cambamuniverse]

This is basically a 1st world problems thread ^^

I was going to call it that, but I decided against it haha.

When I really want to play a videogame but I can't decide which one to play so I just sit around bored for hours.

All day, erry day. I can't remember the last time I played a game. Just kidding, it probably wasn't too long ago, but I spend so much time deciding that it eventually turns me to YouTube, and wasting time.

For me, it's when you are playing a mission in GTA, and just as you're about to finish the mission, you die. Because of that, I have never finished SA.

That's the same reason I never finished it. It's BS. And if you die, you don't go right back to the mission right? You have to drive all the way back over?

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

But try having a Man Flu without having someone to take care of you.
Worst
Thing
Ever.
(and I prefer "Fu Man Flu", short for "F*cking goddamn A$$ B*tCh f*cking Man Flu")

I think you have perhaps missed the "hidden" meaning of my post.

 

[Tropicaz]

When you go to subway and ask for a little mayo and they go ahead and put alot on.

 

[Siege_TF]

That would be the feeling of the dentint filleting my gums to get the two wisdom teeth that hadn't emerged and were coming in horizontally. It didn't hurt thanks to the localized freezing, but damn if the feeling of my flesh being smo~othly sliced like that won't stick with me as the worst (trivial) feeling. Second is when a fork scrapes my sensitive bottom teeth.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

But try having a Man Flu without having someone to take care of you.
Worst
Thing
Ever.
(and I prefer "Fu Man Flu", short for "F*cking goddamn A$$ B*tCh f*cking Man Flu")

I think you have perhaps missed the "hidden" meaning of my post.

I did not, I was simply desperate for a way to include "Fu Man Flu" somewhere.
Yes, I wanted that pun to get out there, don't judge me.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

I did not, I was simply desperate for a way to include "Fu Man Flu" somewhere.
Yes, I wanted that pun to get out there, don't judge me.

Fair enough, it was a noble aim.

 

[kannibus]

Pulling off those little flake of dry skin near your nail. How can pulling something so small can be painful?

Agreed. But they're also so god damn annoying!

For me it would have to be the non-sneeze. You know the feeling, Ah--, Ahhh----, AHHHHHHHH! !

WTF nose? WTF? Stop being such a damn tease.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

When I have something stuck in my teeth, but can't get it out.

When I want a cup of tea, but am feeling too lazy and/or impatient to wait for the tea to actually brew.

When a few people at school get ringworm, so the locker room pretty much just becomes one giant game of "The Floor is Lava".

 

[Lt._nefarious]

The resulting feeling after you start flirting with a French gal and fuck up your French and end up asking the gal whether your French was right.

Swearing loudly in a crowded area and that feeling you get when everyone around you goes completely silent.

The mix of claustrophobia and disgust from crawling under your bed to clean it after putting it off for a year, but the resulting happiness of finding you actually do have 3 PS3 controllers and you didn't lose that copy of Gears 2 sort of make up for it...