Worst username you've ever seen.

[sgtjawa]

For me, it has to be "SOULASSASSIAN", seen in Halo 3. He sucked.

Or, just today, a guy simply named "fallout3", in Garry's Mod. Right after he loaded in, he jumped out of a window and died. He left right afterward. What about you, fellow escapists?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I played Gears of War with some guy named "ImSoConstipated."

 

[Spaghetti]

A guy called AdolphHitler111 on youtube. he kept making comments on every Obama related video that Obama was a nazi etc. etc.

 

[Gamurga]

Gamurga, hands down! Wait... what?

 

[Simalacrum]

aw man, I REALLY HATE this idiot on the internet, always uses the same username... guy named "Simalacrum", really stupid name... I mean, what the hell kinda name is that? Always rambles on about juggling and tries to be oh so happy and optimistic all the time...

 

[Arcanz]

Anything with X_x_X*insert nick here*X_x_X or anything similar.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Anything with X_x_X*insert nick here*X_x_X or anything similar.

Seconded. It's like they think maximum X-age makes them holy.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Leorex]

my other user name is "omggivemeafingusername" i use it when i go to sign up and all the user names are taken.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

xXReaconSniperXx. It was my friends gamertag but I got him to change it. I hate that little prick.

 

[Grayjack]

I once saw a guy who had Grayjack72 as their universe. What kind of name is that? What is a Grayjack? Why did he have 72 in his name?

For me it must be...

sgtjawa!

Just a guy that posted a thread on the Escapist forums the other day...
Poor guy didn't master the fine art of pressing the search button

I see what you did there.

 

[p3t3r]

my psn name is pretty stupid it is jars_of_feet

 

[Newmera]

my friends little brothers account is "the poo(insert a bunch of numbers i forget)" its a reference to "the who" so its so stupid...hes not that good either lol.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Any of the many many leetspeak Sniper names such as:

xX-SN1P3R-K1ll3R-Xx

or

Pro SN1p3R MLG

Edit: I also saw one that was 'WESLEY SNIPES''

 

[orangebandguy]

Anything along the lines of "1337 SlAy3R" or n00B-k1LLa" makes me rage inside. Also names with an inordinate amount of special characters.

People with those names become high priority targets.

 

[Torque669]

Anything with X_x_X*insert nick here*X_x_X or anything similar.

This or any of this things.

420 at the end of the name.
Anyone with pro in the name. You cant classify yourself as a pro.
Oh and people with You Suck or Your Mum in their name. Seriously, grow up.

 

[sgtjawa]

For me it must be...

sgtjawa!

Just a guy that posted a thread on the Escapist forums the other day...
Poor guy didn't master the fine art of pressing the search button

Hilarious.

 

[hopeneverdies]

On QuakeLive: Uterus Puncher

I kid ye not folks