Worst username you've ever seen.

[wonkey20]

My friends gamertag is "TAPSMAN", now if you have every seen the burntface man videos you will know who tapsman is but if you dont(which most people dont) you would just think he is gay and likes to "tap" men.. Horrible username.. He always gets made fun of.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

SirBryghtside.

Thinking that spelling things wrong is cool. What a twat.

Also, Max The Reaper. I mean, what is that? Can you get any more unimaginative?

You realise you just effectively signed your own death waver?

Joking, but seriously, pretty much all of the things people have said before me, or anyone else who has Gangsta or Killah or something stupid like that has forfitted their right to a fair game.

If you have Gangsta or something in your name, you will be grief'd by me for the whole game.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I saw this guy called xXAsienJewXx I honestly coudn't tell if he spelt Asian wrong on purpose.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Anybody that is banned on BBH servers (an awesome forum I use)

Examples:
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т.η.т||=(snap)=||aspekt||
๖ۜpw|nightmare|ldr�
.:.ca.:.=pb= fire[p]ower[ldr]
±|mp&#1170;|± »>g4m3 0ver<
i take it up the ass
[ls] l@c#!e |necro is death|
shut up fag
?.&#1180;&#314;&#319;&#316;4&#309;&#511;y.&#962;o.&#317;&#273;&#65533;
th3.1.n.0n1y>g.f0rc3-pwnz.ya>
[f.e.a.r] Ð??d???
???????» charm
ass ramming sloth monster
mass-da-bate-4-peace

(http://bans.bigbighuge.com/
616 total bans)
So yeah that's like years of bans from CSS, Gmod, and TF2.

I must admit I had to laugh at "Ass ramming sloth monster"

But I don't know why.

 

[iJosh]

I seen a guy with the worst and best gamertag I've ever seen,

ObamaWanKanobi

Epic win and fail at the same TIME!?!?!

 

[yrogerg]

A weird one my friend had once was "your mum".

There's something funny about seeing

"you were killed by your mum"
"Your mum sniped you"
"You killed your mum"

Mind you, enough people complained about the name to have it changed.

It's a cheap laugh.

Nothing beats a LAN Halo deathmatch between zombies, Jesus, a pirate, and Nietchze.

And, yes, my friends and I have done that before.

 

[mcgroobber]

africanJew - how offensive!

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Any of the many many leetspeak Sniper names such as:

xX-SN1P3R-K1ll3R-Xx

or

Pro SN1p3R MLG

Edit: I also saw one that was 'WESLEY SNIPES''

I fully agree with this. Also anything with the infamous xXx or variation on each side the name. Finally anything Leet.

 

[natranr]

Sexual/Offensive: I saw some guy in TF2 named "The Rape Flavored Cake" and someone else named "Dickbutt". And back when I used to play Maplestory there was a guy named "iFap10xaDay." Then there was N***ERLOVER on Gunz.

Generic/Stupid: Some jerk named Neomage on FFXI, a guy named kvane with numbers after it on Mabinogi who accused me (Knave) of stealing his name, and someone on Fiesta named xBrokendreams who claimed that her username was original. And people wonder why I no longer play free MMOs.

Sorry to open this one back up.... but I know "The Rape Flavored Cake" IRL. I don't know why he uses that name.

 

[Daedalus1942]

For me, it has to be "SOULASSASSIAN", seen in Halo 3. He sucked.

Or, just today, a guy simply named "fallout3", in Garry's Mod. Right after he loaded in, he jumped out of a window and died. He left right afterward. What about you, fellow escapists?

TH3_INCREDIBLE_HULK in CoD4. Kept calling me a ****** on mic for absolutely no reason saying I had no life, and I was probably virgin.. This from a guy with the incredible hulk as his handle...
This is on PSN, he's stuck with that handle forever and he chooses The Incredible hulk... seriously?
At least I put some thought into my handle...
He kept picking on me the whole game and then right at the end, I got the winning kill on him, it was just epically hilarious. I rubbed his nose right into that fact, and boy it felt really good.

 

[Yoshemo]

xXxCaptainCuntFuckerxXx Saw him in Half Life 1 deathmatch. No joke =\

 

[erbkaiser]

Anything with extra x's (xxxLosernamExxx) or numbers in it (GenericNick202847). Lame.

 

[Kouen]

I really hate it when people just decide to name themselves after a game character, realize someone else got there and just tack random numbers on then. Originality anyone?

Master Chief and Solid Snake I think are the worst offenders of that one.

you forgot Cloud and Sephiroth xD now Sephiroth is the worst offender ive ever seen

 

[S.R.S.]

I think there was a name "EASUCKMYD*CKN*****RS" on TF2 for the PS3.

Sure it wasn't: EA-SUX-N*****-D*ck. He must be in the same timezone as me. I see him all the time.

 

[Dr Evil42]

I don't like the names that use perverted terminology. I'm not offended by it, it just sorta ruins the mood when you are in a dungeon then "Ragingboner has joined the group" pops up on screen. Extra Xs are annoying too.

 

[Gauntes]

1) if you have 666 in your name
2) if you have Sniper or wolf in your name
3) if you use x exxxxcessively
4) if you can't spell

If your username violates any one of these, I will feel absolutely no sympathy when pulling the trigger (or in most cases, left mouse click.. but you get the idea)

 

[BlackndEclipse]

probs sgtjawa...j-j-j-jokes

 

[TheComedown]

saw one guy the other night on MW2 called "im not hacking" as if he was good enough to be accused of it.. he sucked arse wasnt even close to a 1:1 kdr.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

1) if you have 666 in your name
2) if you have Sniper or wolf in your name
3) if you use x exxxxcessively
4) if you can't spell

I saw a guy who violated all of those, actually. It was like being punched in the soul.

The worst I've seen was "A Flock of Retards".

"You were killed by A Flock of Retards"...
I wasn't allowed to hit back, okay?!...

 

[Denamic]

xXxClOuDxSePhIrOtHxXx
I never facepalmed that hard before.