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Atranis

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schwetty balzac said:
I'm not a fan of idiot North American kids giving themselves Japanese words for usernames.

For example, I played a few rounds of CoD 4 with a 12-year-old with the username todana_kun, which literally translates into "young cupboard".
You can't blame him. Maybe he's aspiring to become a full-fledged, adult cupboard someday. People gotta have dreams.

OT: People with names that are emotes. Like :) or ^___^ .. It gets on my nerves. I mean, how the hell are you supposed to read that name? I suppose you could call them "Smiley Face Dude", but still...
 

ShakerSilver

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Anything that includes or is related to:
  • I_pwn_noobs
    Ub3r sn1p3r pr0
    UR_MOM
    !NINTENDO!IS!GHEY!
    etc...

On another note, what do you fellow escapists think of my chosen web-name:

[HEADING=2]ShakerSilver[/HEADING]

It's just Shaker, my real name, and Silver, my favorite mineral/color.
 

noogai18

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Anyone who includes:

sex
n*gga
weed
420
any personal body parts

I LOATHE those people. especially when they're better than I am.
 

lilnorris64

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mine....
honestly i dont know why the hell i ever used it in the first place or how it has stuck but ive been using this same damn name for everything
 

Spamoo

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list of worst usernames I've seen:

-player (seriously, I've seen like 20 people with this name)
-1337haxor (that stopped being original a long time ago)
 

Lord Honk

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I hate those dyslexic (did i spell that right? :D ) gamers who can't get their name straight. I mean, numbers, xxXXxx..., leetspeak, it's all ok for me because i stopped caring, but if someone comes along with something like "ToGoodToDie" or "TotelUberKiler" then it's over xD seriously, if you think you're cool, at least spellcheck your fething username xD

on the other hand, i strongly support anyone who uses an umlaut in the prefixes "über-" and "käsebrot-" :D
 

Vianyte

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I remember playing Soldier of Fortune II and I chose some of the most revolting names: a big floppy Donkey Dick, a Flying Turd, etc. My friend followed suit with "a large blob of cum".

I hate names that have no creativity whatsoever. Names with xXx, random numbers, character names etc. Trying to sound badass online just doesn't work.
 

Night_Shade_13

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The one I'm using right now, that's right : Night_Shade_13. My friends suggested I try the following :
-Vampira (I'm a guy not a girl)
-Monkey Jew (I'm not jewish nor do I look like a monkey)
-LadyLoserWaa (because lady losers sometimes go waa. ??? I'm still pondering what that's about)

Are these really better than what I'm using now? I hope not.
 

JokerCrowe

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Vianyte said:
I hate names that have no creativity whatsoever. Names with xXx, random numbers, character names etc. Trying to sound badass online just doesn't work.
I have random numbers... :'( but I guess you just mean people called "6392650964".

Personally I hate people like this guy I saw when playing Uncharted 2's multiplayer, his name was: "1337Blu3Vip3r1337". I wanted to stab him in the face so bad!
(and he was better than me :<)
 

Indecizion

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Walking_Steak was pretty bad
but yeah there are alot of paedophile based names out there and those just arent cool and i dont think anyone thinks they are...
 

Hazy

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PoisonUnagi said:
This guy

I mean, seriously...
Dude, no doubt.

Total D-bag.

All jokes aside, 1337(Elite/Sniper/Assassin/etc)1337
Just gets repetitive. Not to mention, it's incredibly tough to call out during battle.