Worst videogame character for a date

[More Fun To Compute]

Lizzie from Rampage.

 

[CoverYourHead]

*Ahem*

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

Worst. Date. Ever.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Alma from F.E.A.R. Just, no.

At least it wouldn't be boring, and you might get laid.

 

[WorldCritic]

Dahlia Gillespie from Silent Hill, seriously just imagine it.
"So, you work at a church?"
"The darkness is coming! It is the mark of Samael!"
"Um, ok. Oh our food is here!"
"The demon is coming! Use the Flauros!"

Of course I can think of maybe one other person. Just figure it out.
"Whoa! Help me! Ah I'm hit!"

 

[Tharwen]

Cthulu.

 

[Pillypill]

The guy from Fable 2, as his idea of a date is to grab you, take you miles away from your home, spend a few hours farting (shitting himself) and doing crappy hand puppet shows, before leaving you in the middle of a forest surrounded by bandits.

 

[Jark212]

The Witch.

Try to ask out? YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!
Take her to a nice restaurant? THE WAITER HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!
Try to give her a good night kiss? THE WITCH KILLED YOU.

She just need some tender love and care, I'll take her if you don't...

I'd avoid the Hive Queen from Gears of war, has a major superiority complex...

 

[Nouw]

Kratos.

"Here you are, sir."

"I SAID MEDIUM-RARE! *presses circle*"

"OH SHI-" *smash*smash*smash*crack*splurch*

I lol'd.

OT: Gorgutz.

"I WANT MY MEAL!"

"HOW DO I EAT!!!"

"WAAAAAGH!"

Or.

Kratos

"Sorry sir, you can't bring your Chains Of Olympus to the Dinner Table"

Slices in half.

"I stand corrected..."

Alex Mercer could be worse. He might accidentally create an oversized knife and kill you from half way across the table.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Vanille, she hot but that voice, AHH THAT VOICE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--------------

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

*Ahem*

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

Worst. Date. Ever.

I second that. My ears would burst if I listened to that for 2 hours.

 

[Gladion]

Dahlia Gillespie from Silent Hill, seriously just imagine it.
"So, you work at a church?"
"The darkness is coming! It is the mark of Samael!"
"Um, ok. Oh our food is here!"
"The demon is coming! Use the Flauros!"

Of course I can think of maybe one other person. Just figure it out.
"Whoa! Help me! Ah I'm hit!"

Spoiler

How about this?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Kratos-do I really need to explain it?
Jack from ME2-I don't care if she spends the game topless, fuck no.
Grunt-I'm always surprised when he doesn't eat the enemies he's killed.
Altair-he seems a bit stabby

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Some of these made me lol.
Also, I just thought of Pyramid Head
"So..how are you doing?"
ph: *breathes heavily*
"....er.."
PH: RAAAAPPPP..

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Kratos: He's just not a people person.

 

[WorldCritic]

Dahlia Gillespie from Silent Hill, seriously just imagine it.
"So, you work at a church?"
"The darkness is coming! It is the mark of Samael!"
"Um, ok. Oh our food is here!"
"The demon is coming! Use the Flauros!"

Of course I can think of maybe one other person. Just figure it out.
"Whoa! Help me! Ah I'm hit!"

Spoiler

How about this?

The image isn't showing up. Is it just my computer?

 

[Julianking93]

Lightning from FF13.

She'd just ***** the whole time.

 

[technoted]

I'll go with Kefka from Final Fantasy 6.

He'd laugh manically and then anounce that he's poisoned all the drinks and then start dancing around and singing, would be a disaster!