Worst videogame character for a date

[ronnoC nilluM]

*Ahem*

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

Worst. Date. Ever.

Lol I'm assuming that's Navi?
The most annoying video game character in history.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Link

It's really hard to enjoy a meal when the nut job never talks (only yells) and tries to break every piece of pottery, ceramic, and glassware in the place looking for currency...

And don't get me started on the bombs and boomerang...

 

[geddydisciple]

Moira Brown
Most annoying character of all time.

 

[Akkiko]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efJlhwRmRfw

If a fork = an item in his mind...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Isaac Clarke from dead space.

Hed see a baby and keep trying to stomp it and if he would always order a whole chicken so he could off the legs himself and make sure its dead.

He's probably so traumatized from the events of Dead Space... and I don't blame him.

Probably Alex Mercer. Or maybe not, because he could turn into anyone he wants. Anyone.

 

[CoverYourHead]

*Ahem*

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

Worst. Date. Ever.

Lol I'm assuming that's Navi?
The most annoying video game character in history.

Oh she's not so bad, but she'd be begging for me to listen to her the whole time. That's now how I roll, baby.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

The Witch.

Try to ask out? YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!
Take her to a nice restaurant? THE WAITER HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!
Try to give her a good night kiss? THE WITCH KILLED YOU.

I'm pretty sure a Boomer would be worse. Unless you enjoy a dinner of vomit followed by zombie hoards.

Although I think I'd still prefer that to Ellis. That guy just never shuts up.

 

[smudgey]

Another vote for Samus here. A woman who can eradicate whole species is NOT one you want to be around at certain times of the month. On top of that, she usually blows up any planet she visits. And how are you supposed to cop a feel with all that armour?

 

[internetzealot1]

Princess Peach. She'd get into some kind of trouble and you'd have to spend the rest of your day getting her out of it.

Also, I'm genuinely surprised at the number of people who jumped to Kratos like I did.

 

[Jaded Scribe]

Illidan. Instead of talking to you, he'd be too busy brooding over Gul'dan's skull.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Ohhh... probably any H-Game character.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Alma from F.E.A.R. Just, no.

That. Even worse if it is the teenage version. *shivers*

Or that dude from MadWorld... chainsaw arm could be dangerous...

 

[Korias]

Another vote for Samus here. A woman who can eradicate whole species is NOT one you want to be around at certain times of the month. On top of that, she usually blows up any planet she visits. And how are you supposed to cop a feel with all that armour?

Zero-Suit, duh

As for me, I could think of hundreds. Shepard from MW2. Redead from the Legend of Zelda series. Hammer from Fable 2. The Witch. Kratos. Athena. Coach. Cloud. Aerith (Try to ignore the purple elephant of a sword through the gut. It's impossible.) Lightning. Rose from MGS2. Ivy. Talim. Nightmare.

You dont date video game characters. None of them would end well.

Except Rikku. Wouldn't mind dating her.

 

[Gryphonsflight]

Yatzhee.
technically, he is a video game character after his game contest last year and honestly, his mouth and the way he talks might cause a lot of problems on a date.. though seeing him date Kratos.. THAT would be the worst date ever.

 

[TheRocketeer]

Heather Mason.

ISSUES.

Wouldn't mind dating [Rikku.]

A lot of people need to be made aware that Rikku in FFX is about fourteen or fifteen years old.

Meaning that even if you meant the FFX-2, she's still jailbait.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari games.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I'm gonna go with Gordon Freeman

 

[Colonel Joson]

Albert Wesker prehaps? Imagine...

"OK Wesker we're here..."
"Seven Minutes... Seven Minutes is all I can spare to eat with you".
"Uh... ok"
*While I'm eating* "POOR PERFORMANCE INDEED!".
*Or even going to the can* "YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!".
*Wesker recieving a small portion of... say Garlic Bread* "You Dissapoint me... is that the best you've got?".

 

[Lono Shrugged]

Alma from F.E.A.R. Just, no.

At least it wouldn't be boring, and you might get laid.

But man is she needy, every time you turn a corner she's there, and she's always got these weird guys following her around.

I think I'd probably go for Mario I really don't want to get kidnapped and imprisoned in a castle.

As for Lara Croft I honestly have to say we'd have nothing in common except for our taste in guns.

As for Any Resident Evil character, has any of them ever had a happy love life?


If I had to pick a character I would. I'd say Cap. Price from Modern Warfare, He'd probably be rough with you first time around. but cuddle you afterwards. "'Ere darling your my little flower, you know that?" His rough 'stash brushing against you as he kisses your cheek and turns off the light.

And you don't want to know why they call the other guy "Soap"

 

[bubba145]

well as a guy any male character is a bi fat NO. any female well the witch would be bad and if i could shut up alex from HL2 then she wouldn't be so bad. oh and a good one would be Jill Valentine. Claire redfield too. Ashley uhhh maybe if she got her ears changed