Worst videogame character for a date

[William Dickbringer]

I say Albert Wesker sure he's a suave talking person but he might experiment on you and inject you with the t-virus and he's been killed

second choice: Jack Cayman from mad world 1. he doesn't help people he kills them 2.he has a chain saw attached to his prosthetic right arm so if you piss him off you'll find a chain saw rammed right through your gut

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Alma from F.E.A.R. Just, no.

If I had to pick a character I would. I'd say Cap. Price from Modern Warfare, He'd probably be rough with you first time around. but cuddle you afterwards. "'Ere darling your my little flower, you know that?" His rough 'stash brushing against you as he kisses your cheek and turns off the light.

That gave me a very..VERY disturbing image.

 

[MoochmasterP]

I'd have to say Cortana. I mean, she's a hologram. Where's the fun in that? Besides, imagine trying to have a conversation with a shipboard A.I.

 

[Cacti Pants]

Frank Fontaine.


Him or a Big Daddy.

 

[pixiejedi]

I was thinking Jack from Bioshock. He would look through garbage cans for food and be loading up on Adam the entire time. Then he wouldn't do pretty much anything else unless you said the magic words. What a tool

Otherwise pretty much anyone from Borderlands. Their manners leave a lot to be desired. Even if you went out with Lilth she would probably phasewalk out before you could get a kiss or something.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

That gave me a very..VERY disturbing image.

Come on, at least you'd know you'd be safe.

 

[MissGinaKid]

Tingle. *Sudders.* First of all he would try to steal your money. He would use a bollon insteed of a car. He's a pedophile so you would be draged to go help him steal kids. And it takes 498 rupies just to get derections! Worst date ever.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

The Witch.

Try to ask out? YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!
Take her to a nice restaurant? THE WAITER HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!
Try to give her a good night kiss? THE WITCH KILLED YOU.

yeah, emo girls are hard to date.
go cry emo girl, go cry.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Zergling, it counts.. and I doubt it would be a good date.

 

[esperandote]

From silent hill:

Eddie: "What are you looking at? BAM"
Angela: "Are you my mommy?"
Henry: "..."

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

The Pain.
"Sorry I'm late, I my car wouldn't start, so I couldn't come here qui-"
"I'M COVERED IN BEEESS"
"Oh, uhm, OK..."

And don't even get me started about the problems that'd arise if he started sneezing.

Also, Ocelot would be pretty terrible. Coming on too strong, what with all the sexual revolver stuff.
"So what's your hobby?"
"RELOADING IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE! I LOVE THE FEELING OF SLAMMING A LONG, SILVER BULLET INTO A WELL-GREASED CHAMBER"
"..."

 

[capin Rob]

the girl from Resi. 5

 

[The Night Shade]

Nemesis,he would say STARS all the time and watch out if he brings his bazooka

 

[samsonguy920]

Michelle from Grand Theft Auto IV...always nosy into your professional life, picky about what you wear and drive, and just can't trust her with anything. Plus you know she fakes it in bed. Seriously.

The Witch.

Try to ask out? YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!
Take her to a nice restaurant? THE WAITER HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!
Try to give her a good night kiss? THE WITCH KILLED YOU.

The following leads me to disagree with that...

Spoiler: Startling!

Just sayin'...

 

[GameOverGoblin]

Definitely Kratos. The minute you come out of the womb you are automatically an enemy of Kratos.

Also, I'd say Link:
"So, where are you from?"
. . .
"Well, where did you go to school?"
. . .
"Hello?"
. . .
"So how about that Ganondo--"
"Hyyyyaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!"

 

[ma55ter_fett]

That gave me a very..VERY disturbing image.

Come on, at least you'd know you'd be safe.

Never wrote that mate, somethings wrong with your quotes.

 

[samsonguy920]

Illidan. Instead of talking to you, he'd be too busy brooding over Gul'dan's skull.

Not to mention always and consistently insisting that you are not prepared.
'Hey buddy, I spent over $100 getting a dinner reservation for two, six months in advance. I used my health savings to get the Broadway tickets two years in advance. The limo shows up with half a tank and and inebriated dwarf driver and you appear with wings the size of a baseball field that won't fit inside and I am not prepared?!? Oh go play with a paladin. Hmmph.'

 

[That's Funny]

Master Chief, it's obvious isn't it, he never takes his helmet off, is in love with a hologram, would probably blow up the place, xenophobic and is actually quite gullable.

Not a good date at all.

 

[Joey245]

I'd have to say Larxene from Kingdom Hearts. She's sadistic, loves causing pain to others, and a real shrew.

See also: Morrigan.

 

[Metrem]

WTF was that?!?!