Worst videogame character for a date
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Cloud from ff7
"What do you want for dinner?"
"I dont deserve dinner..."
"So... what movie do you want to see?"
"Somthing sad..."
"Um... so, tell me about yourself"
"I know nothing about myself..."
*Facepalm*
"What do you want for dinner?"
"I dont deserve dinner..."
"So... what movie do you want to see?"
"Somthing sad..."
"Um... so, tell me about yourself"
"I know nothing about myself..."
*Facepalm*
See, that's your problem. You play an antagonist in SR2, and you can't deny it!ShadeHedgehog1 said:
I'm going to get hit by an argument about how protagonist vs antagonist is point-of-view based now, aren't I?
OT: Claptrap from Borderlands. He would be made into baked bean tins before we got in the car.
One of the bosses from shadow of the colossus, a ps2 game.Metrem said:WTF was tha?!?Citrus Insanity said:
Seriously though, if you meant human characters, then Kratos would definitely be on my list of people not to go out to dinner with... Or even come into contact with at all, really.
Anyway, the L block from tetris. I mean, he cant even sit in a chair properly, not like the squiggly. And i bet he wont eat anything for some stupid reason. Probably to make me feel bad about myself.
I'd go with a two-way tie between Princess Zelda and Jen Mui (from the Mercenaries series). The first one is always playing hard-to-get (to the point of total frustration sometimes), and the second one cares only about money (really, she'd kill you and blow up the rest of the returant if someone would pay her. Also, as a word of warning, don't piss her off, because it's important to remember, everybody pays...).
Some other [not-so-bad] choices would include (these would be the people you would write off as "maybe", not "Never Ever"):
- Bastila Shan, from KotOR (at first, but I guess she's not so bad when she opens up)
- "Ms. July", from Battlefield: Bad Company (we never find out what she looks like, but at least she shows that she cares for her friends)
- Any Female lead from KotOR II (Visas and Brianna aeem to keep to themselves, and they take a while to warm up to anyone; Mira is a wolf in sheep's clothes, she's much more likely to hit you in the back of the skull with a stun baton that accept a date)
- Samus Aran, from the Metroid series (sure, she's wiped entire planets of life before, but at least she seems mature and in control of herself at all times)
- Any female character from the Command & Conquer (Red Alert sub-series in particular) series (they look the part, but they all seem to be insane..)
There are probably some good choices, but that would be a seperate thread, now wouldn't it?
Some other [not-so-bad] choices would include (these would be the people you would write off as "maybe", not "Never Ever"):
- Bastila Shan, from KotOR (at first, but I guess she's not so bad when she opens up)
- "Ms. July", from Battlefield: Bad Company (we never find out what she looks like, but at least she shows that she cares for her friends)
- Any Female lead from KotOR II (Visas and Brianna aeem to keep to themselves, and they take a while to warm up to anyone; Mira is a wolf in sheep's clothes, she's much more likely to hit you in the back of the skull with a stun baton that accept a date)
- Samus Aran, from the Metroid series (sure, she's wiped entire planets of life before, but at least she seems mature and in control of herself at all times)
- Any female character from the Command & Conquer (Red Alert sub-series in particular) series (they look the part, but they all seem to be insane..)
There are probably some good choices, but that would be a seperate thread, now wouldn't it?
bayonetta. she would upend the table with her giant legs. also, she keeps attracting murderous angels, and her fashion sense is such that you can't take her anywhere.
I'm going to have to say Jack from ME2...
Not only would the classy people in the restuarant would be shocked by the whole, semi nakedness and swearing...
that and as soon as the waiter comes over to tell us to calm down, she'd ***** slap him and biotic his arse into his own face...
plus, she's annoying.
Not only would the classy people in the restuarant would be shocked by the whole, semi nakedness and swearing...
that and as soon as the waiter comes over to tell us to calm down, she'd ***** slap him and biotic his arse into his own face...
plus, she's annoying.
Dante (Devil May Cry)
He was very charming but once I gave him what he wanted he wouldn't even return my phone calls = (
He was very charming but once I gave him what he wanted he wouldn't even return my phone calls = (
Clotho from God of War 2. I'd show a picture, but to quote ScrewAttack; "TOO UGLY FOR INTERNET"
