Worst videogame character for a date

[Mockingjay]

Most Nintendo characters? The games are often fun, but there is no character elabouration.

 

[TRR]

Ivy from soul calibur. maybe nice to look at, but then she'd bring out a whip, and chain me to something. yeah...no. not my thing.

Pffft

Speak for yourself... as far as I'm concerned, that sounds like a good deal.

alright, we'll continue this conversation after you're out of the hospital. you are aware of what she considers a whip right?

 

[Axzarious]

Zergling, it counts.. and I doubt it would be a good date.

Just reading through this... the whole dating thing confuses me, but I wouldnt mind buying a zergling as a pet... or a baneling. good guard dog... well... if its a zergling. The baneling would be more of a regular household pet.

 

[Tony2077]

Zergling, it counts.. and I doubt it would be a good date.

Just reading through this... the whole dating thing confuses me, but I wouldnt mind buying a zergling as a pet... or a baneling. good guard dog... well... if its a zergling. The baneling would be more of a regular household pet.

it trips falls down the stairs blowing up in the process

 

[Axzarious]

Zergling, it counts.. and I doubt it would be a good date.

Just reading through this... the whole dating thing confuses me, but I wouldnt mind buying a zergling as a pet... or a baneling. good guard dog... well... if its a zergling. The baneling would be more of a regular household pet.

it trips falls down the stairs blowing up in the process

Nah, They go up and down stairs all the time in starcraft 2. Heck, they can ROLL UP AND DOWN stairs. I really dont think they are THAT volatile... plus, if they are rolling, I dont think tripping is a problem. Im fairly sure the zerg are intelligent enough not to make thier living explosives so dangerously volatile that it could obliterate half thier army if one of em takes the slightest impact.

 

[Sweet Potato Vines]

That guy from Stalker.

"Hey, I'm ready to pick you up now-"

"I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE"

"?"

 

[Tony2077]

Zergling, it counts.. and I doubt it would be a good date.

Just reading through this... the whole dating thing confuses me, but I wouldnt mind buying a zergling as a pet... or a baneling. good guard dog... well... if its a zergling. The baneling would be more of a regular household pet.

it trips falls down the stairs blowing up in the process

Nah, They go up and down stairs all the time in starcraft 2. Heck, they can ROLL UP AND DOWN stairs. I really dont think they are THAT volatile... plus, if they are rolling, I dont think tripping is a problem. Im fairly sure the zerg are intelligent enough not to make thier living explosives so dangerously volatile that it could obliterate half thier army if one of em takes the slightest impact.

no fun at all

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Locust. Because they're fucking horrible.

Gordon Freeman would probably make a bad choice:
"So, what's your occupation?"
"..."
"Okaaayy?"

Just think of it.

 

[Mothhive]

The Tall Man from the Chzo Mythos

 

[Chris^^]

Dominic Santiago:

me:'so, have you had any bad relationships in the past?'
dom: 'BOOOHOOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!' [gets up and rips waiter apart]

 

[Shamanic Rhythm]

Kirby. I'm not even going to get onto the topic of the bill for his meal, but what can you expect after? Any attempt at oral (he does only have one orifice) will end up with you dead.

You are going straight to hell, but so am I because I just laughed long and hard.

OT: I'd have to say Miranda from ME2 because the idea of having to listen to that stupid accent of hers for an entire evening would lead me to stab myself with fork because it would be a quicker way out than the door. Seriously woman, make up your mind whether you're from Australia or New Zealand and stick to it!

 

[guyroxorz]

definately the claptraps from borderlands

"look at me, i'm dancing!"
"there are new missions at the ... bounty board"

irritating and fucking attention whores

 

[GrinningManiac]

Giygas

I think I win this thread. Not like you can beat the guy so evil he created his own #$%^&^-up dimension.

Thanks for the date, Georgie, I feel...H A P P Y

Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,Georgie,

I feel g..o...o...d...

 

[Warped_Ghost]

jake from mass effect 2, I know it was an option but half crazy/nude people are not my style.

 

[Queen Michael]

Rufus from Street Fighter.

He's the guy to the left.

 

[jamesworkshop]

Kratos.

"Here you are, sir."

"I SAID MEDIUM-RARE! *presses circle*"

"OH SHI-" *smash*smash*smash*crack*splurch*

I lol'd.

OT: Gorgutz.

"I WANT MY MEAL!"

"HOW DO I EAT!!!"

"WAAAAAGH!"

Or.

Kratos

"Sorry sir, you can't bring your Chains Of Olympus to the Dinner Table"

Slices in half.

"I stand corrected..."

Alex Mercer could be worse. He might accidentally create an oversized knife and kill you from half way across the table.

Even worse he would use the wrong knife..imagine that

 

[ShakerSilver]

Link (if ur a girl)

"So what do you do for a li-"
"HEEEYEEEEAAAAAA!!!"
"Um, why are you shouting?"
"CHYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Er... I have to go now..."

 

[sonicmaster1989]

Gordan Freeman.
"So, what do you do?"
"..."
"Uhhh, ok. Do you like animals?"
"..."
"I don-I don't get it. Do you not like me?"
"..."
*runs away sobbing*

 

[Korias]

Heather Mason.

ISSUES.

Wouldn't mind dating [Rikku.]

A lot of people need to be made aware that Rikku in FFX is about fourteen or fifteen years old.

Meaning that even if you meant the FFX-2, she's still jailbait.

I'm fully aware of that. But keep in mind that Rikku was 14/15 in a game that was released in 2001. Which means that enough time has passed since 2001 for her to be 23/24.

LOGIC.