Worst videogame character for a date

[jamesworkshop]

Hmm for girls Duke Nukem he would tease you constantly with videos of himself over the internet for years and when you finally go to meet up he wouldn't show

Hmm for guys Bridget just wait until she shows you her "special surprise"

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Ruby Mallone.
That would be dating the ***** of bitches.

Well, at least the music they play in the establishment would be up to scratch...

Also: Queen Brahne from FF IX.
And I seriously hope this does not need any further elaboration.

Oh, and for the girls, piece of advice: stay away from Soul Reaver's Raziel, he's not really what you could call 'a good kisser'.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Link (if ur a girl)

"So what do you do for a li-"
"HEEEYEEEEAAAAAA!!!"
"Um, why are you shouting?"
"CHYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Er... I have to go now..."

Even worse, the only way he could get money to pay for the meal would be hacking up any shrubs or smashing pots he'd find on the way to the restaurant. And even then he'd just blow it all on a new quiver.

 

[Kaltazraza]

A tank from L4D there wouldn't be anything left in the area.

 

[Kouen]

Heather Mason.

ISSUES.

Wouldn't mind dating [Rikku.]

A lot of people need to be made aware that Rikku in FFX is about fourteen or fifteen years old.

Meaning that even if you meant the FFX-2, she's still jailbait.

I'm fully aware of that. But keep in mind that Rikku was 14/15 in a game that was released in 2001. Which means that enough time has passed since 2001 for her to be 23/24.

LOGIC.

Hahahaha +1 to Korias

 

[TheRocketeer]

I'm fully aware of that. But keep in mind that Rikku was 14/15 in a game that was released in 2001. Which means that enough time has passed since 2001 for her to be 23/24.

LOGIC.

Ah, I see, you weren't attracted to the scrawny, post-pubescent Rikku that exists in the games and with whom players are familiar, you're attracted to the hypothetical Rikku that exists only in your mind based on arbitrary rules.

I don't really believe you're mentally 'aging up' your object of affection when you're tugging it to YouTube tribute videos. Sorry.

 

[Insomniaku]

*Ahem*

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

Worst. Date. Ever.

ahaha THIS. ^

 

[DannibalG36]

Gaz - he would always speak with a sense of urgency that would probably get grating after a while.

Daxter - His wisecracks would EVENTUALLY get horribly annoying.

 

[Bobthedragon]

Yogg-Saron.

Glad to see that I'm not the only one there, but I'll cast my vote for Lord Jaraxxus. Any time you make eye contact, he'll just remind you who you face, what his position is, throw a mistress or two at you, and set you on fire for giving him a bad look

 

[Amondren]

Gordan from half life he's nice and all but like it'd be a one sided conversation

 

[blippity]

Anyway, the L block from tetris. I mean, he cant even sit in a chair properly, not like the squiggly. And i bet he wont eat anything for some stupid reason. Probably to make me feel bad about myself.

Haha beat me to it!

And you wouldn't fit in with the rest of his friends too.


Oh and Catalina from San Andreas. Oy yoy yoy

 

[Composer]

Cthulu.

he has a videogame?!?



OT: this dude

Spoiler: O.o how do i make this box say words

hes one of my favorite characters
but hes also a big dick...

 

[Blizzarded Soul]

Lara Croft, no going to a nice restaurant or anything, no its got to have deathtraps, puzzles and relics. Also you would never be able to take her to a Zoo.

 

[Regiment]

TF2's Spy. You'd think you're on a date with the man/woman of your dreams, and when you turn around once, BAM, backstab. The only way to tell it's him would be to light your date on fire, and I think that's frowned upon in classy restaurants.

 

[imaloony]

Jack from Mass Effect 2.

One wrong comment, you'd end up with a perfectly round hole where your face used to be. In fact, she'd probably tear your face off just for not being dead if she was in a bad enough mood.

 

[azncutthroat]

TF2's Spy. You'd think you're on a date with the man/woman of your dreams, and when you turn around once, BAM, backstab. The only way to tell it's him would be to light your date on fire, and I think that's frowned upon in classy restaurants.

Either that... or he's sharing you with the other Spys.

Ever heard of "The Magician?"

 

[cavekeeper]

I would say cortana, sure shes pretty, but falling for the virtual hologram
is not a good thing, right john? oh... nevermind

 

[Serenegoose]

Barret from FF7.

Godsdamnit Barret.

Barret.

Barret.

BARRET. shut up about Marlene for five seconds and EAT YOUR STEAK. Thank you. Gods.

Oh lawd, what now? No, I'm not interested in how your naivete ruined your town. No, I don't want to know about Dyne. That is it. No dessert for you. And can you please stop firing your food at people? Just because you have a gun for an arm doesn't mean you have to use it all the time. I can't take you anywhere.

 

[mushupork3mpire]

blatently the either of the bella twins from RE4.

 

[JPH330]

Splosion man.

I really don't think this needs explaining.