Worst videogame character for a date

[Dr. Paine]

TF2's Spy. You'd think you're on a date with the man/woman of your dreams, and when you turn around once, BAM, backstab. The only way to tell it's him would be to light your date on fire, and I think that's frowned upon in classy restaurants.

... so the only really workable person for a Spy is a Pyro?

 

[Sjakie]

Jack from ME2 actually sounds like fun for a night of riotting and murdering. I wouldn't be able to keep up though and she would probably dump/shoot me. I guess we could just be facebook friends.

Also: that ghoul from Fallout 3. You try finishing dinner with that sitting across the table from you. Or try seeing a zombie-movie for a first date, it would not end well.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

"So... what's your name?"
"WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!"
"...Excuse me?"
"WE NEED TO BUILD MORE OVERLORDS!"
"What overlords?"
"OUR TROOPS ARE UNDER ATTACK!"
...(Runs for dear life)

 

[HeDarra]

The Adoring Fan from the Oblivion Arena. I intentionally lead that guy to his death.

 

[SpireOfFire]

morrigan from dragon age. shes hot but.... what a *****.

 

[seryoga]

any named final fantasy character ever made

 

[ShadowsofHope]

any named final fantasy character ever made

..I had others in mind, but this will take the cake for now.

Although Lightning is pretty sexy. And a little cold, but I like a little bark/bite in my women.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

the big sister,
waitress''what do you want to drink miss''
BS''Skreeeeees''
and she sets the whole place on fire and returns to the sea.

 

[Ekonk]

Splosion man.

I really don't think this needs explaining.

'Splosion Man: "Hm. This stake hasn't been roasted long enough."



News Lady: "Local authorities say the fire was caused by some kind of explosion at a five star restaurant. The fire subsequently spread to the neighbouring buildings, quickly laying waste to about one fifth of the city. Firefighters are still struggling to keep the flames under control."

 

[michael_ab]

abe from oddworld. imagine hardcore vegan plus PTSD

 

[Gauntes]

Alma from F.E.A.R. Just, no.

and you might get laid.

THE HORROR!!

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

That psycho Latina chick from San Andreas. Don't remember her name, though.

Maybe Ada Wong. She'd probably grappling-hook her way out of the restaurant and leave me with the bill.

Andariel from Diablo II.

Sindel from Mortal Kombat.

Heather from Silent Hill 3. If the past four years have taught me anything, it's that you should never go for the chick with a lot of baggage.

 

[Flauros]

Bombom from mario bros

this:

o o


then explodes

 

[Echo_419]

Francis from L4D. He would just hate anywhere you brought him... Except a vest factory...

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

Vaan Ratsbane from FF XII
"I wanna be a Sky Pirate."