Worst Wake Up Ever

[Winfrid]

Spider biting my arm, trapped it in a glass put it on a shelf and went back to bed, checked in the morning and it wasn't poisonous, so all good!

Cockroach on my face, grabbed it and chucked it across the room, found out i'd crushed it, washed my hands, went back to bed

Australia, harden the f'k up kiddies!

 

[Mimssy]

Waking up because someone is pounding on my door to ask me a stupid question. I hate hearing sex sounds from obviously bad sex in the apartment to me. I wouldn't care so much if I couldn't tell she was faking it.

I know someone who woke up when a cockroach crawled into their open mouth.

 

[Riccan]

I had a rottweiler thrown on me if that counts.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have evil cats that wake me up interesting ways. One will jump onto my highest self, which is around 8 feet above from were my bed is, and jump off either landing on my stomach and one instance with one of them landing on my head. Another is when I had a bunk bed and my cat's decided they wanted more room on the bed so while I'm sleeping they lay in spots that after a while caused me to fall off the top bunk of my bed. I know they did it on purpose to because they took would not let me back on the bed.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

I woke up to find my mum sitting on the end of my bed, on my Netbook, going through my History...
She looked at me and said "Matt, I'm surprised at you." and walked out the room.

The ONE TIME I forgot to delete my History...

Lol. I think you deserve a cookie because that post just made my day (and it's not even one in the morning yet!). I'm curious as to why your mother was looking through your internet history, on your laptop, sitting at the end of your bed. That's kinda... freaky.

It's partly my fault, as I fell asleep with it on my chest. She hasn't done it since, but yeah it is kinda freaky. I was annoyed to say the least.

 

[Ickorus]

Spider in my mouth is the worst i've woken to.

House spider by the way.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'm not sure this counts, but I once woke up my friends by sitting up and screaming in my sleep.

 

[PAGEToap44]

Every day of the Spring term last year at my boarding school. Guy in the room next to me had the most annoying Blackberry alarm which went off every day at 6.45. And it would keep going for half an hour until it woke him up.

EDIT: No I remembered a worse one. On a trip with the pipe band. Piping instructor comes down the corridor every morning playing the bagpipes. Usually at around 6.00.

 

[Crystalite]

Once I was sleeping at a friends place. While I overslept in the morning, he thought it would be funny to take a photo of me in my sleep.
The camera had this red light that comes before the flash, and that somehow registered in my dream, so I woke up, just in time for the flash.
I totally panicked.
(Though I am not certain what I thought had happened)

My friend is apologising to this day ;-)

 

[sucki]

I dont have really any horrible wake ups but couple of times i felt like falling in my sleep, and then i woke up sitting in my bed. Then i tried to keep my eyes closed because i felt like there was something near me. After that i sweated for about half hour before i fell asleep.

 

[JPH330]

I distinctly remember one morning, when I was in the 5th or 6th grade.

See, that night I had a dream about this one girl I had a crush on (and I think she happened to be the first girl I ever had a crush on)... That morning I woke up and my brother was laying on top of me.

I think it was supposed to be a prank or something. But that was uncomfortable.

 

[JPH330]

I woke up to find my mum sitting on the end of my bed, on my Netbook, going through my History...
She looked at me and said "Matt, I'm surprised at you." and walked out the room.

The ONE TIME I forgot to delete my History...

Heh, I need to introduce you to a friend of mine named Private Browsing...

 

[Canid117]

My dad used to wake me up in highschool by opening my door and letting our hyperactive and comically stupid Labrador jump on my bed in the morning. The best time was when she ran a little quicker than normal and my dad wasn't at the door yet so she slammed into it at full speed and I just heard a *THUMP* outside my room. Only happened once but it was funny as hell.

 

[wildpeaks]

Cramps in both legs was certainly my worst wake up, damn that hurts x_x

 

[AvsJoe]

Getting evicted is a pretty bad way to wake up. Trust me on that one.