Worst way to break up?

[Deadpoolsbrain]

singing candygram.

And have it really be a shark that eats him/her while informing him/her of the breakup.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I...I told her "I'm breaking up with you". God have mercy on my soul.

 

[JimiChrist117]

The worst way that someone has broken up with me was over MSN. Oh and it was also the day after Christmas. Now tell me that doesn't blow.

 

[FredFredburgur]

Having your mom ask if you're alright since your boyfriend broke up with you via Facebook and having that be the first mention of it you heard.

I read that on an FML,
and I say by having your girlfriend cut off your penis and throw it out of a moving car, I mean apparently that's how I heard stuff could get worse. ( simple reference there)

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The worst way that someone has broken up with me was over MSN. Oh and it was also the day after Christmas. Now tell me that doesn't blow.

That doesn't just blow, that sucks.

 

[skcseth]

Text messages are the worst in my opinion. It doesn't even have to say anything mean, it's just the fact that you couldn't even have the decency to do it face-to-face (and yes, I'm guilty of this).

 

[Mjolnir07]

I broke up with a girl once when we were at the mall and she wanted to see a movie.

She said "Well how about it, what do you want to see?"
I said "Other People."

The humor broke the harsh.

 

[Mjolnir07]

i know this is aweful but gearsof war 2 style

ROFL

 

[mangus]

singing candygram.

And have it really be a shark that eats him/her while informing him/her of the breakup.

AND IT'S ON FIRE.

 

[Vrex360]

When she tried to stab me with a needle full of hydrogen cyanide, I just couldn't help but notice the distant look in her eye.

 

[Xanadu84]

"I found out something to do since you couldn't come over for dinner. I'm reading this great book. This girl at first really likes this guy who has the same name as you. At the end of the book she kills him with a Croquet mallet. ::Awkward silence::. You should read it".

Hahaha...ha......ha...

Actually, its REALLY not that funny. Trust me.

 

[angrytaco26]

wait until she is sleeping then stick your rear in theyre face and fart as bad as you can XD

 

[Flap Jack452]

The worst way that someone has broken up with me was over MSN. Oh and it was also the day after Christmas. Now tell me that doesn't blow.

That does, almost as bad a text message break ups.

 

[Yegargeburble]

This


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/thread, indeed.

Wow.

 

[CraigJG]

just dont go out with someone, sleep with their friend, then sleep with that persons friend and alot of other people in school or this will happen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKsJunlsgFk

 

[Noamuth]

This


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YES. IN YOUR FACE.

Ahh.. I hate that show. So nice seeing the two hosts just freeze up and get all flustered. Bwahah.

.. Hm. I can imagine getting dumped on Twitter or Facebook would be pretty rage-worthy.

 

[mike1921]

Right after sex, show them a video of you having an orgy with both both of their parents, and then ask if they're up for round two. worst break-up every

 

[Jamash]

Appearing on a TV show like Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle, and having a DNA test to see whether you're the father of her child, because you've been going through a rough patch and you've accused her of being unfaithful.

The DNA test reveals that you are the father of the child, blowing all your accusations out of the water and making you seem like a jealous, possessive dickhead on national TV...

Spoiler: ...but it gets better

[HEADING=3]the DNA test also reveals that you're brother and sister![/HEADING]

That has to be one of the worst way to break up ever, being forced to because of mass public outrage and disgust.