Worst way you've been woken up

[Garrsus]

i had my cat fly in the window land on my crotch claws out then when i went blot upright he attached to my face with claws and teeth i think i still have scars

 

[deus-ex-machina]

There was an earthquake in the UK a few years ago that didn't measure up to much but when I realised what it was and having never experienced an earthquake before, I thought it was pretty much the end of the world.

 

[Lisolet]

I think you win this thread.

and

That's so terrible that you win this thread... And I meant that in the most serious manner possible.

Thanks for the wins and kind thoughts, but I gotta share it with [user]Dege84[/user], [user]Jaranja[/user] and [user]Slaanax[/user]. There may be more who had this kind of a wake up (this thread is huge), but those are the ones I know for sure had the same thing happen:

Spoiler: Dege84

Some people just don't have what it takes, eh? Simmilar thing happened to me, the author was sort of a friend of mine: Hey...your girlfriend has drowned. I'm sorry.

Spoiler: Jaranja

Something similar.

"Wake up Chris, your Dad's dead."

Spoiler: Slaanax

That's probably the worst way I was waken up also. Replace your name with mine.

Anyway, there are so many bad ways to wake up in this thread. I think the only good way is with a kiss.

Edit - I knew I'd miss someone - [user]Squiggles[/user]. Sorry Squigs.

Spoiler: Squiggles

Me too, I was 8 yrs old when at 4am my uncle comes in to wake me and my cousin
"Michelle, Lauren, Grannies just died.. come and pay your respects"
We were sleeping in the next room. You should never have to see a dead body at 4am in the morning...

 

[Ambient]

Woke up due to a nightmare where my dead grandmother was hovering above me, grinning evilly.

 

[ThaBenMan]

At about 5 am one morning a couple months ago, I got a phone call from the hospital saying my mother had been moved to the Critical Care Unit and would probably die that day.

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

My roof caving in due to snow. It got real cold, real quick.

 

[veratixx]

sister was hitting me with a teddybear. bear hit my face. head got banged against the wall. woke up.

 

[Lisolet]

You are kidding me right? Was your mom actually dead or did he just want you up.

Unfortunately I'm not kidding, she had died. But in my father's defense, he had been camped out in my mother's hospital room for weeks and had her brought home for the end. He'd been up all night with her playing her favorite music really loud for her. Kinda sweet actually but also that was his way. He was one of those insane early risers who felt anyone who didn't get up at 4AM was a lazy scoundrel and deserved no courtesy or kindness.

 

[Firefoxmccoy]

One night I fell asleep at a (great) party. Then I woke up with my "pals" oversized snapping turtle trying to eat my nose. FUN.

 

[smurf_you]

I once woke up laying sideways with my legs still ON the bed... with my head and arms UNDER it still have no idea what that was, but to this day I sleep in the middle of the bed

 

[WirlWind]

An elbow drop into my mid back. Wasn't a fake one either, hurt like hell -_-

Or when my sister was younger, she'd come in and jump on my bed and back to wake me up, one day I was on my back and her knee found a tender region between my legs to jump on...

 

[KittyPryde87]

With a penis in my mouth.

 

[Blemontea]

this happened to my friend actually but his cat fell asleep on his face and he woke up because he couldn't breath.

 

[Crimson King]

I don't know of any bad time I've been woken up, but if I take the 'been' out of there, I have a bad way that I've just WOKEN up.
I woke up AS I was falling out of bed, and it was one of those kiddie beds that have large drawers underneath them so it was a good 3 feet off the ground. I regained conciousness coincidentally the second before I dropped off the edge and I clutched what bed sheets I could and dragged them off with me.
Funnily enough, being that my bed was about a foot away from the wall, that's the direction I fell. So there I was, on the floor, rolled up in bed sheets, wedged in between my bed and the way.

 

[sycoesis]

lets see it was either 1) back when i first moved out on my own the fire alarm went off it was dark and i guess i flashed back to my old room so a ran straight into a door that wasnt there busted my nose up pretty good, 2)me and my girlfriend watched the fourth kind one night and then went to bed i happened to wake up sometime after midnight to an owl in the tree outside our window i screamed then learned the my gf has one hell of a punch, she nearly knocked me right back to sleep, had a nasty black eye.

 

[Mister Awesome]

well my cat used to like to claw my face, and then when i'd put my head up he'd take the pillow i was sleeping on