Worst way you've been woken up

[The Spectator]

By a fly. I was sleeping at some relatives when I heard a buzzing. Just waved my hand around my ear, but noooooo. It had to come back. And of course this was in the morning. Nobody wakes me up in the morning.

So I woke up in anger. Found the fly. Tried to catch it and when I finally did, it didn't fly away. So I tore it wings apart.. And legs for that matter. Slowly and, I hope, painfully. When the body was the only thing left, I wrapped it in toilet paper and flushed it out the toilet.

You have no idea how that became the best morning ever.

 

[bz316]

Passed out drunk in the dorm's common room. Some friends of mine moved the couch (with me on it), into the building's stairwell and drew a hitler mustache on me. That day sucked so much ass...

 

[Dango]

My friend rubbing cream cheese on my face.

 

[DarkInsight]

A friend and I were sleeping in the same bed ( head to foot ) and when he woke up, he kicked me right in the goods.

Another time, my parents forgot to mention, or I didn't remember, that there were workers coming to do new siding on our house, so at like 9am, I jump out of bed when loud pounding starts knocking crap off my shelves

 

[ezeroast]

Fell out of a bunk bed and hit my head on the brick hearth of a fireplace on the floor when I was 6. I don't really remember it, but I still have the scar.

 

[Bob the zombie]

When My sister through our cat at me. It clawed my face up so much that I was bleeding for an hour. then right after that I had to go to school. worst morning ever.

 

[Aquilla]

I was at a LARP event, with speakers threaded around the house we where staying in... Middle of the night, Wilhelm Scream followed by shit scary music to announce the arrival of an evil god at the front door who we had to get up and fight...

 

[TheSpaceCowboy]

heavy seas in my bunk, hit a wave rolled me out, then my cabinet door opened and everything else i had rolled onto me.

 

[1080bitgamer]

Once my brother ran into my room screaming "MORNING, MORNING, EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY." It was intense and bizarre.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

An EXTREMELY explosion sound woke me up during a lightening storm once. The next day I looked outside and a huge chunk was blown out of one of the posts on my deck. Damn lightening...

 

[ActionDan]

Waking up to my cat on chest staring me in the eyes. I roared at him and sunk into my matress, while he sat there and miaowed innocently, the bastard.

 

[wickermole]

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[HassEsser]

My friend shaking me awake screaming "A meteors gonna hit the Earth!". I shat bricks.

Lol, I don't think that would have fooled me. Wouldn't you think you would have heard YEARS in advance?

Oh well, I suppose being tired would debilitate reasonable thinking

 

[carpathic]

Ummm entering a girl....not my girlfriend at the time...awkward.

 

[Freedomario]

"God i have to go to the bathroom, oh, there's the toilet!... wait a second" *wakes up*

 

[darkkan2125]

being stabbed in the ribs with a extension umbrella

 

[crudus]

I am going to go with earthquake. I live in Indiana. We don't get earthquakes. I was confused and annoyed.

 

[Kermi]

Woken by a rat crawling on my face. Granted, it was my own pet rat who I could happily have crawl over over me during my waking hours (I loved the little guy). He had escaped from his cage and was presumably coming to me for help because he couldn't get back in, but still. Rat on my face at 3am.

 

[Thurmer]

woke up to a random girl stroking my face who i didn't know and hadnt done anything with the night before at a friends party, very very awk.. so i just went back to sleep