Worst way you've been woken up

[Citrus]

I was ten and my mom woke me up by shaking me and yelling, "Wake up, your pet bird is dead."

 

[JWAN]

A tornado alarm going off at 3am. Scary stuff.

Ill one up that

I was camping and at 2 am the tornado sirens went off, but what woke me up was the sound of exploding trees courtesy of straight line winds and lightning strikes.

You learn alot of stuff in the Boy Scouts let me tell you. that night I found out that I was a coward.

 

[Icingdeath]

Once, when I was a small boy, my mother bought me a small stopwatch to use as an alarm clock to wake up me up for some early field trip for school or something (don't ask). We had it set for pretty early, it did it's job and was meant to be turned off, but it got lost in my room so we couldn't. So, every day for weeks- WEEKS- I was woken from my calm, peaceful slumber by the same irratating beeping sound! The batteries eventually died but I was kinda traumatized by it. I actually jumped at the sound of beeping for a while afterwards.
I know, I'm a bit of a wuss.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, the worst was probably one of the times I woke up with massive amounts of yelling everywhere, possibly followed by violence or somebody storming out. The most memorable is when I woke up and my friends were taking turns t-bagging my face.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I woke up to a warm wet sensation all across my back... It turns out, my dog had urinated on my bed while I was asleep...

 

[vivadelkitty]

Not as bad as yours, but have you ever had a cat jump on your face? Claws out?

Fucking ow. My old cat did that once, and I shot up fairly quick.

I have a windowsill four feet above my bed. I have a cat who likes to jump from high places. Said cat also weighs a good fifteen pounds.

 

[Ben Jamin]

My brother thinks its funny to wake me up by cannon-balling onto my chest.

 

[Lady Nilstria]

To all you with cat stories...aren't cats just the greatest? *sarcasm

You know the sound a cat makes when it's trying to throw up? Yeah, my cat started doing that a couple days ago. I shot out of bed, but I wasn't fast enough. Darn my carpeting.

I was at a 4-day summer kid thing as an assistant/teacher where most everybody slept at the church. Every morning at around 6-7am, the youth minister would blast through the church this song that went, "GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING IT'S TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!! ," and repeat endlessly. Then one of the boy assistants, a short energetic little fellow, would race through our room and yell the song. So, we had the song, and then we had a guy joining in as loudly as possible about three feet from our persons. That was terrible.

 

[FallenTraveler]

hmmm... everyones sounds worse than mine... I suppose the worst way to wake up for me, was when I was in the hospital, I woke up to shouting and loud beeps, the intercom was shouting code... some color, I woke up to listening to an old woman pass away... that was... disturbing in soooo many ways. All I know is that if ever I have to be in the hospital again I will not hesitate to kill myself.

 

[Grayjack]

Sometimes when I wake up, I get some nasty leg and foot cramps. Those things HURT.

 

[vivadelkitty]

To all you with cat stories...aren't cats just the greatest? *sarcasm

You know the sound a cat makes when it's trying to throw up? Yeah, my cat started doing that a couple days ago. I shot out of bed, but I wasn't fast enough. Darn my carpeting.

I hate that sound with a vengeance, especially because it takes the cat a good fifteen seconds of making that sound before it finally expels the contents of its stomach. Thankfully, we have no carpet in our house, I imagine it would be a royal pain to clean that up...

 

[Vrex360]

Back when he was in that terrible stage between kitten and full grown cat, my little Xavier was a menace to me. I was asleep in my bed under one blanket and it was about six in the morning and he was eager to play with him so he runs over to my toe and bites it. I move away and he starts clawing at my wrists, then my ankle, then my earlobe and so on and so on.
I was too tired to actually move him away, all I could do was try to curl up into a sort of defensive ball and even that didn't work.

 

[Hessmn212]

My brother and dad use to let my dog in while I was asleep, when we still had her. She would jump up on my bed and sit on me and lick the shit out of my face.

 

[milldog899]

This didn't happen to me but a friend. He was sleeping face down on the floor, and one of my friends thought it'd be funny to stab him with a drumstick. In the asshole. Let's just say one friend had a black eye and the other had bloody shit for 4 days.

 

[Stoic raptor]

My friend rubbed an ice cube on my face.

Then he poked my ear when I fell asleep again

 

[LivingInStereo]

Maybe not very theatrical, but once the radio woke me up with "Time" by Pink Floyd. Clocks, chimes, ringing and not much fun.

 

[Akalistos]

I work night shift for years, so i bought myself Earplug to muffle the sound. A few years ago, I was at home when the fire alarm rang. I don't know who burn what but i was just going to take a piss in my boxer when i come face to face with a Fireman. Little to say, we were both white as a sheet. Me for the implication of a fireman being here and him for the fact that i was casually going to take a leak during all of this.

Back when I lived in an apartment, they're was a time a low flying airplane flew over my house, literally sounded like a bomb had gone off, worst enough, I had woken up after such a deep sleep that the light coming from my window was incredibly bright.

The whole sound, light, and confusion from being woken up from a deep sleep made me think an atomic bomb had been dropped on my fair town.

I don't want to set the world on fire.
I just want to keep in... WHAT! That was funny!

 

[Akalistos]

*sigh* my dad came into my room and started playing my drums REALLY loud

Did he do a solo, then say:"Now you know how i feel!" then storm out?