As most of you are probably unaware, I'm currently part of my university's Assassin's Guild, a group that organises games on campus where the aim is to effectively 'kill' assigned targets in a safe and silly way. Weapons often used include things like Nerf guns, water guns, furry 'attack animals', and so on. Now, in the current game, my current targets are proving somewhat elusive to track down, so I took to the internet to find more info on them. In doing so, I ended up spotting, on a random Google search, the method of 'death' for someone in a different game at another university.
Long story short, the guy was 'killed' when 'in bed' with someone, that is, he got took out by his assassin when he was in the middle of hot hot sex. This naturally made me laugh, and I thought of other weird ways in which someone could die. A while ago, I saw a TV show called 1000 Ways To Die, which included a very funny method where a guy in the USA tried to rob a jewelers, while armed with a pistol. However, in his nervousness, he walked into the wrong store, which was next door, which happened to be a gun store. There were about five people inside, all armed, including a little old granny, and after he shouted for them to get on the floor and give him the money, they all opened fire and killed him. Here's the clip:
So in this thread, I ask you all, what do you think are the worst possible ways to die? Perhaps while 'doing the deed'? Or maybe in a gun store shootout? Or can you think of something even worse, and ideally hilarious?
[small]Also, if anyone knows any decent ways of tracking down a target, then let me know please 
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