Worst Weapon Ever

[veloper]

chinese pistol from FO3

It takes 10mm ammo, but does the same damage as a BB gun, while being less accurate.
In mint 100% condition it does less damage than a regular 10mm at 1%.

 

[Evil Tim]

i can't believe that in three pages of a thread about terrible weapons, nobody's got the klobb from goldeneye! i'd take a waffle iron over that piece of shit any day of the week.

Wasn't even the worst weapon in that game. Ever try using the Tazer?

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

The move Splash on Poke'mon Count too? That move was pointless.)

Spoiler: POINTLESS?

 

[suhlEap]

1. The wooden sword from Ninja Gaiden. In fact, all weapons are pretty useless in that game given that fact that your enemies are too busy beating you into a bloody, shredded pulp.

well you clearly aren't good enough then
and the wooden sword becomes amazing once you fully level it up. you get the oar, which is fast and does mental damage.

 

[kvenox]

tigoles trashbringer in WoW

 

[fedpayne]

The snark in HL1. Never used it, never wanted to.

I used it on my friends in HL1 multiplayer. They would run in fear when they heard it.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

GBlair88: nice icon, but lahmal-khinzeer is harem, y'know.

What the heck is Half Hour Half Life? A speedrun?

Yup [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=44D1763DE745DA70], that it is.


Like that!

What you don't get to hear in that video: the last thing the HEV says when powering up is "Have a very safe day." XD

Bloody hell, that's impressive. And beating the final boss with one health? Wow.

 

[Slim-Shot]

The UZI from BF2 was pretty hopeless. Did get a pretty funny kill streak with it on single-fire once, otherwise it was pretty hopeless weapon.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Almost all melee weapons in Fallout 3 have as much praticality as a balloon in a pin factory.
Except for the Shishkebab that thing was cool to set people on fire with!

 

[MathMan94]

battlefield 2: SVD

 

[Boxpopper]

Can't remember wich game it was, think it might have been oblivion. A weapon that heals your enemies, yes, it HEALS your ENEMIES. That one was rather lame.

It was the Dagger of Friendship in the Oblivion DLC, Shivering Isles. It did 10 damage and healed 10 damage.

Gah ninjad' were probobly the only people who remember that weapon.

I remember it too. It is a strange weapon, but what do you expect? Didn't it come from the realm of Sheogorath?

 

[DanielPowell33]

The M1 Grand in nazi zombies

 

[duchaked]

The snark in HL1. Never used it, never wanted to.

Also, for me, the SCAR in Crysis. Impossible to find ammo for it. Easier just to steal from the Koreans.

And that bio-mine thingy in unreal tournament (2004. I don't know what it's like in UT3).

The BioRifle. It's actually a pretty scary weapon in the right hands, it's just hard to use.

Aand... Kratos' swords. If they existed in real life. =p They're even LESS practical than Final Fantasy ones.

hahahaha true true
tho man it'd be awesome if I could wield Cloud's sword(s)

 

[Dave In A Cape]

In real life...a string of sausages

In video games, the M14 in call of duty 4
(for some reason its the only gun i suck with)

 

[sambaynham]

Assault rifle grenades in Ut2k4. Practically useless except at point-blank range, where they'll probably hurt you as well.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Timesplitters: Future Perfect - Dispersion Gun, Ghost Gun, Electro-Tool, Brick
Halo 2 - SMG, Pistol
Left 4 Dead 2 - Tonfa
Team Fortress 2 - Loch N Load, Fan O War, Homewrecker, Natascha

Just a few I can think off of the top of my head.

 

[Wintermoot]

BB Gun - Fallout 3

you can use it to take out small fry like radroaches
the Chinese pistol is worse it does less damage then the 10mm (which it shares it munition with)
OT
I don,t like the .375 from HL2 it takes to long to reload
also I think I,m the only one on the site that really likes the 9mm.
if melee counts the crowbar in both episodes the first weapon you get is the gravity gun which does everything the crowbar does and more.

 

[Wintermoot]

Half Life 2: Crowbar, Gravity Gun

the gravity gun can be used to get stuff from high places and chop up zombies.
it,s allot of fun to use it if you find the right stuff.

 

[Above]

Sniper rifles on Nazi Zombies on wave 43,yes,i've had the misfortune of that before.

Incase your wondering: Kino der toten,it was wave 42,and i had Ray-gun & Thunder-gun PaP,Then,when i was using Thunder-gun ammo,i had none left,so i swapped to Ray Gun,and it did that Annoying "bounce-back" where it hurts you also,so i got downed,and my friend survived the round,but couldn't get me up,so i quickly Hurried to the Random-Weapon box at the start of Round 43,L96A1,Really?!

-.-,The end of my happiness that day.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

TF2 dump ahead --

Force-a-Nature - At close range, hitting your enemy with every projectile, does as much damage as the Scattergun. The Scattergun shoots more rounds, uses less pellets and you don't need to find it first.

Bonesaw as the Amputator is better in every aspect, in the fact it has the same stats, but the Amputator has the taunt-heal ability and the Medieval Medic bonus.

Loch 'n' Load - smaller clip size, more damage to yourself, 'nades don't explode unless they get a direct hit. All for a small +20% damage.

Fan O War - weakest weapon in the game, period, it's max damage done is 13. Mark an enemy to take mini-crits for a few seconds is harder to do than to shoot them with your Scattergun/FaN/Shortstop

Homewrecker - other than removing Sappers, its main pro (doing more damage to buildings) is outmatched by the Flamethrower, which can destroy a Sentry, the Engineer, and the Dispencer all in one swoop.

Darwin's Danger Shield -- better max health... for a class that's close to always killed by one-hit kills (unless you're using the Croc-O-Style pack, admittedly)

Boston Basher/Three-Rune Blade - cause a bleed on yourself after a miss? Yeah. Totally a good weapon...