Worst Zombie Movie of All Time

[MysteriousSquirrel]

There are dozens of zombie related movies in the world. Everything from George A. Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead to Zombie Honeymoon, an undead romance. The question posed is, what is the worst zombie film made to date?

There are alot of BAD movies out there, where zombies are just thrown into the mix, like Zombie Strippers, Zombie Honeymoon and Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis. BUt one that stands out as god awful is House of the Dead 2. Now i am not talking about the game, but rather the movie, in which a college campus breaks out in a zombie epidemic. The dialouge is dryer than anything else, the horror is non-existant, and it has the guy from devils rejects in it, so it HAS to blow.

Anyone else?

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

The Searchers
In which a Zombie horde makes use of the search button to find old threads!

 

[MysteriousSquirrel]

har har

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

There are dozens of zombie related movies in the world. Everything from George A. Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead to Zombie Honeymoon, an undead romance. The question posed is, what is the worst zombie film made to date?

There are alot of BAD movies out there, where zombies are just thrown into the mix, like Zombie Strippers, Zombie Honeymoon and Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis. BUt one that stands out as god awful is House of the Dead 2. Now i am not talking about the game, but rather the movie, in which a college campus breaks out in a zombie epidemic. The dialouge is dryer than anything else, the horror is non-existant, and it has the guy from devils rejects in it, so it HAS to blow.

Anyone else?

have you SEEN the first movie?

 

[khululy]

Resident evil 3 was pretty awfull

 

[kawazu]

I vote for house of the dead 1.

Scifi channel why did you betray me!?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Dead and Deader.
Plan 9 (obviously)

 

[Xhumed]

Redneck Zombies
I Was a Teenage Zombie

and one so bad its good: Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town (god bless you Troma.)

 

[MysteriousSquirrel]

There are dozens of zombie related movies in the world. Everything from George A. Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead to Zombie Honeymoon, an undead romance. The question posed is, what is the worst zombie film made to date?

There are alot of BAD movies out there, where zombies are just thrown into the mix, like Zombie Strippers, Zombie Honeymoon and Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis. BUt one that stands out as god awful is House of the Dead 2. Now i am not talking about the game, but rather the movie, in which a college campus breaks out in a zombie epidemic. The dialouge is dryer than anything else, the horror is non-existant, and it has the guy from devils rejects in it, so it HAS to blow.

Anyone else?

have you SEEN the first movie?

I have, and yes its bad, but the SEQUEL to crap, is the end all of bad zombie movies.

 

[Xhumed]

There are dozens of zombie related movies in the world. Everything from George A. Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead to Zombie Honeymoon, an undead romance. The question posed is, what is the worst zombie film made to date?

There are alot of BAD movies out there, where zombies are just thrown into the mix, like Zombie Strippers, Zombie Honeymoon and Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis. BUt one that stands out as god awful is House of the Dead 2. Now i am not talking about the game, but rather the movie, in which a college campus breaks out in a zombie epidemic. The dialouge is dryer than anything else, the horror is non-existant, and it has the guy from devils rejects in it, so it HAS to blow.

Anyone else?

have you SEEN the first movie?

I have, and yes its bad, but the SEQUEL to crap, is the end all of bad zombie movies.

I'm sure it is shite, but have you seen any of the others we've mentioned? Guarrantee they are worse.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Easily, easily, and I will never be beaten on this, I don't care what anyone says, unless they have also seen it, the worst zombie film ever made is Hood of the Living Dead.

If anyone else has seen this, please, tell me so I know that me and my friends didn't just have some kind of weird hallucination and this movie was better than I remember. All I remember is that a black dude living in the ghetto with his cousin, and him making a zombie virus by mistake at his pharmaceutical job with two beakers, some tubing, and a 1999 Gateway computer running Windows 98. And then his cousin some how catches the zombie virus, and attacks the main character's white girlfriend (named Snow Flake, no less) and descends on southside L.A., eating up gang members and causing general havoc while the main character and his white lab buddy try to make things better.

My God... also it looks like it was filmed on a home video camera.

 

[Xhumed]

Easily, easily, and I will never be beaten on this, I don't care what anyone says, unless they have also seen it, the worst zombie film ever made is Hood of the Living Dead.

If anyone else has seen this, please, tell me so I know that me and my friends didn't just have some kind of weird hallucination and this movie was better than I remember. All I remember is that a black dude living in the ghetto with his cousin, and him making a zombie virus by mistake at his pharmaceutical job with two beakers, some tubing, and a 1999 Gateway computer running Windows 98. And then his cousin some how catches the zombie virus, and attacks the main character's white girlfriend (named Snow Flake, no less) and descends on southside L.A., eating up gang members and causing general havoc while the main character and his white lab buddy try to make things better.

My God... also it looks like it was filmed on a home video camera.

Sounds similar to Redneck Zombies, except that was moonshine contaminated with radioactive waste, resulting in what can only be described as a retina-raping psychedelic visual sequence. It too seems to have been shot using a home camcorder. Includes a character's LSD trip, which makes LSD look really boring.
Oh, an the way to defeat the zombies? Aerosol cans. Yup.
Also randomly features a character that never says a word, just spends the entire film drinking.
It does have a hilarious parody of the hitchiker bit in Texas Chainsaw Massacre though.

 

[wewontdie11]

The Quick And The Undead. Zombie western. It is excruciatingly bad!

 

[MysteriousSquirrel]

i have seen a few of the posted examples, and YES they are bad. Another one (that i mentioned before) is Zombie Honeymoon. A zombie-human love story. you just cant make that good.

 

[Veekter]

I've noticed that almost all the zombie movies I've tried to watch weren't good enough to hold my attention longer than 5 minutes(on one occasion i watched 20 because i was really sick and was having trouble getting my uncoordinated self to find the remote, and i watched all of Resident Evil because that was good). So to answer the question, all zombie movies are sodomy except the Resident Evil trilogy.

 

[Jamash]

I've seen Troma [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Zombies] film, so I don't think it's supposed to be good. It doesn't really count if they're not trying.

I used to smoke a lot of dope & watch Zone Horror, so it's hard for me to name the single worst Zombie film I've seen.

Vampires vs. Zombies [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires_Vs._Zombies] is pretty bad.

I've seen a film called Shatter Dead [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shatter_Dead] which is also quite bad, but redeemed by an unique & interesting premise.

Recently I bought a DVD from Tesco called Doomed, it was only 99p. I haven't watched it yet, it seems so bad even Wikipedia won't touch it.
It looks like a reality tv survivor show on an island with experimental solider zombies gone wrong.

If I watch it any time soon we may have a winner.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Easily, easily, and I will never be beaten on this, I don't care what anyone says, unless they have also seen it, the worst zombie film ever made is Hood of the Living Dead.

If anyone else has seen this, please, tell me so I know that me and my friends didn't just have some kind of weird hallucination and this movie was better than I remember. All I remember is that a black dude living in the ghetto with his cousin, and him making a zombie virus by mistake at his pharmaceutical job with two beakers, some tubing, and a 1999 Gateway computer running Windows 98. And then his cousin some how catches the zombie virus, and attacks the main character's white girlfriend (named Snow Flake, no less) and descends on southside L.A., eating up gang members and causing general havoc while the main character and his white lab buddy try to make things better.

My God... also it looks like it was filmed on a home video camera.

Sounds similar to Redneck Zombies, except that was moonshine contaminated with radioactive waste, resulting in what can only be described as a retina-raping psychedelic visual sequence. It too seems to have been shot using a home camcorder. Includes a character's LSD trip, which makes LSD look really boring.
Oh, an the way to defeat the zombies? Aerosol cans. Yup.
Also randomly features a character that never says a word, just spends the entire film drinking.
It does have a hilarious parody of the hitchiker bit in Texas Chainsaw Massacre though.

I'll give it to you that it sounds pretty bad, but being Troma (guys who made the Toxic Avenger) I'm gonna go with the idea that it was supposed to be bad. Hood of the Living Dead was completely serious. I mean, the main character tried to cry out in pain "SNOOOOOOW FLAAAAKEEE!!!" upon finding his dead snow-bunny girlfriend.

I used to smoke a lot of dope & watch Zone Horror...

I found this line to be hilarious for some reason. Thanks for giving me a smile.

 

[MysteriousSquirrel]

I vote for house of the dead 1.

Dude, House of the Dead 2 was WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than the first one. worst 7 buks i ever spent.

See, i have a follower

 

[cleverlymadeup]

I've seen Troma [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Zombies] film, so I don't think it's supposed to be good. It doesn't really count if they're not trying.

you would be correct sir, they aren't trying to be good, that's kinda the point they are grindhouse movies for the most part

not sure what i'd consider the worst one i've seen, most of the "bad" ones i've seen are trying to be that way or it just makes them that much more awesome