Worst Zombie Movie of All Time

[Xhumed]

I've seen Troma [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Zombies] film, so I don't think it's supposed to be good. It doesn't really count if they're not trying.

I used to smoke a lot of dope & watch Zone Horror, so it's hard for me to name the single worst Zombie film I've seen.

Vampires vs. Zombies [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires_Vs._Zombies] is pretty bad.

I've seen a film called Shatter Dead [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shatter_Dead] which is also quite bad, but redeemed by an unique & interesting premise.

Recently I bought a DVD from Tesco called Doomed, it was only 99p. I haven't watched it yet, it seems so bad even Wikipedia won't touch it.
It looks like a reality tv survivor show on an island with experimental solider zombies gone wrong.

If I watch it any time soon we may have a winner.

Granted, i know its supposed to be bad, but even for them its pretty attrocious. Much worse than Chopper Chicks. Must have either been a really early one, or someone other than Kauffman. Still funny in places though. If you're with mates and drinking anyway.
Hood of the Living Dead sounds just plain awful. Potentially carcinogenic awful.
For some truly dreadful entries into Zombie (as well as other horror genres), check out the reviews here: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/
Zombies gone Wild sounds particularly craptacular.

 

[MysteriousSquirrel]

I vote for house of the dead 1.

Dude, House of the Dead 2 was WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than the first one. worst 7 buks i ever spent.

See, i have a follower

Uh... What?

I was just happy someone agreed with me about House of the Dead 2 sucking something fierce.

 

[Mythbhavd]

"The Aviator." Oh, wait...wait... sorry, the actors only act sluggishly. Sorry, got confused there for a moment.

 

[Ares Tyr]

"The Aviator." Oh, wait...wait... sorry, the actors only act sluggishly. Sorry, got confused there for a moment.

Zing!

 

[Larenxis]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

 

[static x 5 6]

Rave to the grave movies, and wicked little things...........dont what them.....

 

[jezz8me]

30 days of night for one simple fact. It was meant to be a vampire movie but was a zombie movie. Zombies are cool and all but in there place. Vampires are meant to be verry different sly cunning evil creatures exept for the little minons but this movie made them out as just zombies.

 

[Alacar Leoricar]

Try The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. Yes, if you have seen it, they are supposed to be zombies. Yeaahhh..

And if you haven't, you aren't missing much--unless you see the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.

 

[Xhumed]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

Braindead...bad? Does...not...compute...

 

[Xhumed]

30 days of night for one simple fact. It was meant to be a vampire movie but was a zombie movie. Zombies are cool and all but in there place. Vampires are meant to be verry different sly cunning evil creatures exept for the little minons but this movie made them out as just zombies.

Um... how, exactly?

Now, if you'd have said I Am Legend, I'd be behind you.

 

[poleboy]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

Shirley, you jest! Undead is the finest thing to come out of New Zealand (or is it Australia?) since... uh... koalas? How can you not love the scene where a bunch of zombies get cut up with a sawblade mounted on a broomstick in slow-mo, while the national flag slowly descends and unfolds behind the scene like in so many American campaign speeches? Beautiful!

 

[Ares Tyr]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

Shirley, you jest! Undead is the finest thing to come out of New Zealand since... uh.. cheese?

Yeah, like several posts before you and Xhumed are wrong in the brain.

 

[Xhumed]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

Shirley, you jest! Undead is the finest thing to come out of New Zealand since... uh.. cheese?

Yeah, like several posts before you and Xhumed are wrong in the brain.

I resent that remark sir -glove slap- I demand satisfaction on the duelling field!

Never seen Undead, but Braindead is a classic. Its hilarious!

 

[Ares Tyr]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

Shirley, you jest! Undead is the finest thing to come out of New Zealand since... uh.. cheese?

Yeah, like several posts before you and Xhumed are wrong in the brain.

I resent that remark sir -glove slap- I demand satisfaction on the duelling field!

Never seen Undead, but Braindead is a classic. Its hilarious!

I was agreeing with the two of you! I agree that Dead Alive is good, and 30 Days of Night is undoubtedly a vampire flick...

But if its a duel you want... then I'll go and start kindling your funeral pyre.

 

[CTU_Agent24]

BUt one that stands out as god awful is House of the Dead 2. Now i am not talking about the game, but rather the movie, in which a college campus breaks out in a zombie epidemic. The dialouge is dryer than anything else, the horror is non-existant, and it has the guy from devils rejects in it, so it HAS to blow.
Anyone else?

HOW DARE YOU.
House of the dead 1 was CRAPPP, but 2.... Man that was awsome.
Me and a mate hired it and loved it, it's what 99.99% of people want out of a zombie movie..

Survival
+
Action

Too many movies foucous on one or the other, E.g Dawn of the Dead (never liked it), focused WAY to much on survival, with no actual action.

House of the Dead 2 was a great zombie movie
(granted their were a few dodgie lines)

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

I played a zombie in a movie called Unsettled. It was about the Roanoke colony being overrun by Indian zombies that infected the settlers. Lets see if you can find that gem on E-bay.

 

[Murrah]

Resident evil 3 was pretty awfull

I am please to hear this, because I also think it was a pretty awful film.
I thought it was going to be better than the second one however my insticts have failed me again!

*whispers* 'Goddamn you instints, cant you do anything good?'

*cough*

Though i liked the first film! =]

 

[Xhumed]

Either Undead or Braindead (Dead Alive). So... so bad.

Shirley, you jest! Undead is the finest thing to come out of New Zealand since... uh.. cheese?

Yeah, like several posts before you and Xhumed are wrong in the brain.

I resent that remark sir -glove slap- I demand satisfaction on the duelling field!

Never seen Undead, but Braindead is a classic. Its hilarious!

I was agreeing with the two of you! I agree that Dead Alive is good, and 30 Days of Night is undoubtedly a vampire flick...

But if its a duel you want... then I'll go and start kindling your funeral pyre.

I apologise, your post was confusing, you seemed to be calling me wrong in the brain. Challenge withdrawn.

 

[MysteriousSquirrel]

i have to agree that Resident Evil 3 was bad. The main reason was because of the lack of zombies in it. Sure they were shown surrounding gates and such, but the only real combat between man and zombie happened with either those super zombies, an undead dog, or the rare instance with your run of the mill biter.

And this is coming from a guy who loves the videogames.