Worthless Objects that Cost You a Lot of Money

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dlawnro

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Before we begin, please no flaming with consoles, games, movies, etc. We get it, your hate of something that's popular to hate is soooooo cool and funny. Seriously, we're dying.
So I went out a few months ago and got a shiny new Droid. Everything was going great, the world was at peace, all diseases were cured, world hunger was abolished. A regular utopia. Then...I was sitting on the couch like 4 days after I got the phone with it in my pocket. I pulled it out to see if I had any texts and...bam! Huge spiderweb crack. I hadn't bumped into anything, I was just sitting there. Upon further inspection, I discovered the only other thing in my pocket, a penny. I was afraid that moisture might get in and ruin the screen, so I decided it'd be a good idea to replace it. I have insurance, so it would only cost me $50 to replace it.
A few days later, I was telling my cousin about how coincidental (I hesitate to use the word "ironic" because a lot of people are quite...enthusiastic about the word) it was that the lowest denomination of US currency cost me so much money. She responded by telling me that when she was younger, her brother put a penny in the cigarette lighter of her car, frying the electronics and costing her $300.

So my question to you, fellow Escapistos: have you ever had something essentially worthless cost you a large amount of money? Bonus points if it was in some hilarious or incredibly coincidental way.
 

GothmogII

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Guess that wasn't the Droid you were looking for.

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Moving on, I bought the Phantasm Collection on DVD on an impulse buy. Nothing fancy, well, except the DVDs came in an awesome silver sphere with blades on it case. And of course, the thing turns out to be the cheapest of plastics, though shiny. It also seems to attract dust like some kind of dust...magnet. Then I drop it, one time and the thing is in half in half. Joy.
 

thenumberthirteen

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My university degree.

Also my PC is currently bricked so that's £400 currently going to waste. Luckily it's under warrantee, but the place I bought it from virtually refuse to fix it. The quickest way to get a nerd angry is to get between him and his PC. Good thing it happened over Summer.
 

CaptainREBell

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My online bank account.
Well, it doesn't actually cost me anything, but I can't remember my memorable information. But my bank won't tell me my memorable information, because I'm supposed to be able to remember what I wrote for a subjective and changeable opinion. Then after I try typing in stuff which I think is right, they shut me out -.- then they send me another temporary password. I'm on my 6th.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
 

Lord Legion

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Kind of a different spin on this, when I was a young and Jurassic park was out I wanted to watch it at home so I stuffed one of my toy dinos into the vcr as hard as I could.

It did not end well.
 

NonyaZ

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A small butter knife in a socket cost my parents a few hundred dollars for a hospital visit.


I still think to this day that my hair looked awesome.
 

minimacker

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My PS3.

Ba-dumsch!
No, really, I bought it a few days after it's release. Worst spent money ever. *Sighs*
 

RaphaelsRedemption

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NonyaZ said:
A small butter knife in a socket cost my parents a few hundred dollars for a hospital visit.


I still think to this day that my hair looked awesome.
You have to PAY for emergency hospital visits?

Screw that, my faith in my country has now been restored!

Um, I bought a $1,500 clarinet, because I was planning to go on to make music my career. Come mental illness and a few years, the career is a distant memory and the instrument's hardly been touched...
 

NonyaZ

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RaphaelsRedemption said:
NonyaZ said:
A small butter knife in a socket cost my parents a few hundred dollars for a hospital visit.


I still think to this day that my hair looked awesome.
You have to PAY for emergency hospital visits?

Screw that, my faith in my country has now been restored!

Um, I bought a $1,500 clarinet, because I was planning to go on to make music my career. Come mental illness and a few years, the career is a distant memory and the instrument's hardly been touched...
Well, it wasn't just that. There were check ups and what not, I was about two years old at the time. And when I say socket, it was a light socket from a lamp we had on our end table. Good times.
 

Cowabungaa

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Probably the Goldmund Eidos 20BD Blu-Ray Player:

The Goldmund Eidos 20BD Blu-Ray Player features an ?AC-Curator? power supply circuit which supposedly provides superior audio and video quality by eliminating AC noise and interference. The player also includes a Magnetic Damper to eliminate vibration and thereby reduce video errors.
And I doubt all that crap is going to make a real difference, especially if you consider the fact that it costs $16.900,-.

You can buy a freakin' car for that money, talk about a rip-off.

Edit:
Oh, wait, that cost me a lot of money? Well probably my both my ice skates and rollerblades when I was around 10-ish. I used them a couple of times, fell a fuckload of times on very painful places and never touched them again.

And believe me, 60 euros is a LOT of money for a 10-year-old.
 

TerribleAssassin

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My Batman belt, that I wear on my jeans (as in an actual belt)
£18
For a belt. -_-


and

Our £400 computer monitor, which broke 2 weeks later..
 

Me55enger

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Apparently my Box, Cd and subscription to APB.

RTW just went under...

And yes, I loved APB. Deal with it Darlings.
 

Devil's Due

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I bought the Halo 3 Legendary Edition thinking it'd house really awesome things worth the 130 bucks.

I was wrong. (Should have just bought the game. At least this way I learned never to buy a special edition of a game ever again unless it has something inside of it that I can actually use in game and not just some little disc where people mumble about creatures or booklets that show screenshots)

Oh, and a lot of DLC stuff I buy on Xbox Live, including Avatar crap, I'm such a sucker =(
 

captaincabbage

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Dude, I bought a Nerf gun earlier this year.

"Hell, I was never allowed to get one as a kid," I said "I'll be damned if I'm not gonna get one now!"
I proceeded to buy a nerf gun and spend the whole weekend sitting behind the couch shooting darts at the back of my girlfriends head, thenpromptly put it away in my closet and never touched it again.
 

HeySeansOnline

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CaptainREBell said:
My online bank account.
Well, it doesn't actually cost me anything, but I can't remember my memorable information. But my bank won't tell me my memorable information, because I'm supposed to be able to remember what I wrote for a subjective and changeable opinion. Then after I try typing in stuff which I think is right, they shut me out -.- then they send me another temporary password. I'm on my 6th.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I despise those, the Microsoft questions are the worst, the only minorly good one was "What's your favorite food?" and me being a big guy it's like a run through Top Chef everytime I call India.

As for me I once broke my dad's new coffee pot while playing with a cheap dollar store toy In my house's basement.