Worthless Objects that Cost You a Lot of Money

[captaincabbage]

Dude, I bought a Nerf gun earlier this year.

"Hell, I was never allowed to get one as a kid," I said "I'll be damned if I'm not gonna get one now!"
I proceeded to buy a nerf gun and spend the whole weekend sitting behind the couch shooting darts at the back of my girlfriends head, thenpromptly put it away in my closet and never touched it again.

Was she starting to get fcked off by any chance?

Instantly, and furiously.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

My university degree.

Also my PC is currently bricked so that's £400 currently going to waste. Luckily it's under warrantee, but the place I bought it from virtually refuse to fix it. The quickest way to get a nerd angry is to get between him and his PC. Good thing it happened over Summer.

Wait, I don't understand. You call yourself a nerd, yet you bought your PC, require someone else to fix it, and declare it bricked? Sorry, I don't think you meet membership requirements lol

Well the PC doesn't work at all. The manufacturer has to try and fi. It 3 times before they replace or refund it. Two attempts and it's actuLly got worse. I don hold out hope for the 3rd attempt. Also I am a Nerd. As we speak I'm wearing a Jedi costume. Honestly. Plus I own a copy of the Starfleet Technical manual which is legal proof of Geekhood in 48 states.

 

[Queen Michael]

I bought Megatokyo vol. 4 and then I ruined it so I had to buy a new one. But at least I supportd a good comic, so it's not all bad.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My DSi.

Fuck you, Nintendo, it's only just a DS with fancy features that lead to nothing.