Would you kill or something else?

[TakerFoxx]

Taking that man's life would be difficult and would probably haunt me. But I'd probably still do it. Killing him doesn't bring me down to his level, as I'd never kill an innocent person. This would be an extreme reaction to an extreme situation.

Besides, Castle Law is in full effect where I live, so...

 

[Paksenarrion]

Aim for the base of his spine. Along where the lumbar meets the coccyx. This should incapacitate him. And then, when he's down...
One bullet for each shoulder. Where the joints are.
A bullet through each hand. To avoid wasting bullets, a stomp kick on each hand should suffice.
Shoot his knees for good measure. Again, what a waste of bullets! A hard enough kick should dislocate his knees.
Gag him. Didn't mention what with! A strip from his clothes should suffice. But first, soak it in his blood. See, the torn strip from his clothes serves as a rag to clean up any blood you spilled from when you shoot him. Make sure to use the right cleaning agents to make the floor squeaky clean! And then, when it's soaked in his blood and cleaning agents, use it to gag him. Talk about reusing materials!
Hide him in the trunk of my car and place a heavy object on him, like a heavy wooden trunk (yo dawg, i heard you like trunks...) before the police arrive. The heavy object is to compress his lungs, so that it's a lot more difficult for him to scream for help. He'll be too busy trying to breath through his nose. I mean, what with the gag and all.
Tell the police that the killer got away. Also, before the police arrive, make sure you lock the garage. They'll find that the garage is locked, check for any signs of attempted entry, and if your garage doesn't have any windows, they'll move on to check other parts of the house, to make sure the killer is no longer there.
Open the trunk, feed him dog food. And by feed him, I mean take out the gag, spread it out in front of him, and pour the dog food on the gag. Don't take off the trunk, though. He'll try to scream for help. This way, he can either breathe or eat.
Keep him alive indefinitely. With this one, you'll need to somehow acquire the equipment to feed him intravenously.
Have him talk about his family, his children, their favorite songs, their favorite foods...
Go to his house, befriend his family.
Tell him about how his family and I are becoming fast friends.
Find out about his parents from his family.
Become friends with his parents.
Tell him about how his parents are doing.
Answer calls from his family and parents in front of him.

???
Profit!

I could go on for ages, but I'd run out of room.

O.O

OT: I'd kill him if I could get away with it, otherwise I would simply try to incapacitate him.

Whoops! Sorry, I guess I need to clarify a few steps.

Okay, my edits are in bold! ^_^

I added the last two lines to make my post more lighthearted. ^_~

 

[TheEvilCheese]

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind".
I wouldn't kill the murderer. I may pick up the gun and remove his ability to flee, then call the police. Or I may hold him at gunpoint, and call the police/whatever.
But I wouldn't kill him.

You seem to have a habit of summing up my entire thoughts on the subject within the first few posts, even the same quote this time T_T

OT: as above, no. Killing someone is only acceptable if it directly saves someone else. Otherwise you are no better than then in the grand scheme of things.

This is pretty much a 'Do you agree with the death penalty?' thread, and I for one do not.

 

[Shanecooper]

Shoot him dead. Without hesitation.
He's just commited double hommicide and, as indicated by leaving his gun on the table, is probably not showing any remorse.

 

[madster11]

One shot in the left leg, one shot in the right arm. If possible, i aim for the Achilles tendon and his elbow.

That disables his ability to flee or fightback, at which point i kick him onto his stomach and decide he doesn't need 2 kidneys, and as such put a round in one of them too.

By this point he should be out of it, so it's time to call the police. He's way too badly damaged to flee, so i can completely ignore his ass and see if my parents are still alive.


Killing him would be too quick. Much better to let him flop around in agony for a few minutes, before he gets sent to prison on a life sentence.

If he really pissed me off i could be a bad person, take out both Achilles and then use whatever's left in the mag to systematically hit him in any spot that would be non fatal but extremely painful, taking my time until he eventually bleeds out. Joints are a good example, where there's not much in the way of blood but there can be plenty of pain.
The killer's a male, and i bet he won't need either of his testicles in prison, so let's see if i can line up a shot to take out both at once.

 

[Nouw]

Wouldn't a shot to any part of his body kill him?

 

[The Big Boss]

i don't know, i'd probably be the kind of vicious vengeful **** that would blast away his kneecaps with the gun before beating him to a bloody pulp. Which is all well and good until the police eventually do arrive and lock us both away!

 

[Engarde]

I would probably stay in hiding until he leaves because I havn't handled guns before and HOLY SHIT HE JUST KILLED MY PARENTS.

 

[Cheesus333]

Blow out his kneecaps. Stand on them. Repeat as necessary.

Call police. Sit on murderer until they arrive.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He killed my parents give me a minute to mentally thank him for save me the trouble of doing it myself. a gun?? but there are much more handy-er tools in the garage and kitchen I could use them, NO??

 

[SckizoBoy]

Aim for the base of his spine. Along where the lumbar meets the coccyx. This should incapacitate him. And then, when he's down...
One bullet for each shoulder. Where the joints are.
A bullet through each hand. To avoid wasting bullets, a stomp kick on each hand should suffice.
Shoot his knees for good measure. Again, what a waste of bullets! A hard enough kick should dislocate his knees.
Gag him. Didn't mention what with! A strip from his clothes should suffice. But first, soak it in his blood. See, the torn strip from his clothes serves as a rag to clean up any blood you spilled from when you shoot him. Make sure to use the right cleaning agents to make the floor squeaky clean! And then, when it's soaked in his blood and cleaning agents, use it to gag him. Talk about reusing materials!
Hide him in the trunk of my car and place a heavy object on him, like a heavy wooden trunk (yo dawg, i heard you like trunks...) before the police arrive. The heavy object is to compress his lungs, so that it's a lot more difficult for him to scream for help. He'll be too busy trying to breath through his nose. I mean, what with the gag and all.
Tell the police that the killer got away. Also, before the police arrive, make sure you lock the garage. They'll find that the garage is locked, check for any signs of attempted entry, and if your garage doesn't have any windows, they'll move on to check other parts of the house, to make sure the killer is no longer there.
Open the trunk, feed him dog food. And by feed him, I mean take out the gag, spread it out in front of him, and pour the dog food on the gag. Don't take off the trunk, though. He'll try to scream for help. This way, he can either breathe or eat.
Keep him alive indefinitely. With this one, you'll need to somehow acquire the equipment to feed him intravenously.
Have him talk about his family, his children, their favorite songs, their favorite foods...
Go to his house, befriend his family.
Tell him about how his family and I are becoming fast friends.
Find out about his parents from his family.
Become friends with his parents.
Tell him about how his parents are doing.
Answer calls from his family and parents in front of him.

???
Profit!

I could go on for ages, but I'd run out of room.

O.O

OT: I'd kill him if I could get away with it, otherwise I would simply try to incapacitate him.

Whoops! Sorry, I guess I need to clarify a few steps.

Okay, my edits are in bold! ^_^

I added the last two lines to make my post more lighthearted. ^_~

Have you been practising this? You're making an art out of it? And how much do you scare your boyfriend?!

OT: Shoot him in the legs and legs, incapacitate him, then wait for the cops. And when he's in hospital, give him 'locked in syndrome'. Best revenge: the body is dead, but the mind is not.

 

[Crises^]

personal i pick up the gun so i can tie him up then id torture him for weeks before letting him drown or burn to death family is family

 

[GeorgW]

I'd make him suffer. Shoot him in the knee caps and such.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

If i would try to shoot his leg i probably kill him or accidentally hit someone on the other side of the street. I have 0 practice with weapons and dont need to.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

Kill.

No choice mate

 

[Broax]

If someone was to hurt a loved one of mine (and I'm really a peaceful guy btw) I would take the gun and shoot him in both knees... Then I would proceed to kick his ass in unimaginable ways. After that I would probably go and call the cops... I would like to kill him very much but I wouldn't go to jail for such a bastard... And none of my loved ones would like for me to got to jail for them either...

 

[hypermage]

The irony is I'd willingly kill in cold blood on a whim, but I'd be unwilling to kill in the heat of the moment as in this situation. Dunno why.

 

[kortin]

Nope. I'd shoot his arms and legs, then i'd just sit there and watch as he writhed in agony. THEN once it looks like hes going to die, I'll call 911 and leave.

 

[s0p0g]

i'd first shoot him in a knee (assuming i'm a good enough shot), then slowly walk up to him. then i'd put the gun to his head, talk very pissed of and maybe a little "mad" to him (maybe i could get him to beg for his life), wait until he brakes down and cries like a little kid whose lollipop has been taken away, and then his brain'd be all over the place.

yes, i believe in some cases revenge is justified.