Assassins Creed 2
"It's a-me Mario"- Mario
"I Meant besides vaginas" - Ezio's Mom
"A minute is all I need...wait that came out wrong"-Ezio
Red Dead Redemption
Ross: "You have robbed at least 40 banks"
John: "They told us there was a prize once you got to 50"
MacDougal: "What are we going to do?!"
John: "I'm gonna hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb from limb."
MacDougal: "WHAT?!"
John:"I'm just kidding"
Comic Jumper
Star: Great a museum I F***ing hate these places
Disembodied voice: You are in violation of the CDC's rules against course or vulgar language. A fine will be deducted from your pay!
Star: What the f*** was that?!
Team Fortress 2
Scout: (Dominating a Heavy) "I am OWNING you. You fat bald bastard!"
Mass Effect 2
Shepard

VERY drunk) "Hell yeah...put more stuff in the thing...stuff goes in"