Would you kiss an Orc?

[chronicfc]

WoW or 'Blivy orc then yeah, go ahead

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would not kiss a Orc from Lord of the Ring (I don't even want to know what a female look like) since they will probably eat your lips off.

 

[Jodah]

Depends. What universe are we talking? Male or female? Female orcs in Warcraft are somewhat attractive for example. Orks from Warhammer 40k? Not so much.

 

[Crazycat690]

Depends on what kinds of orcs you're talking about, however if it's female and walking on two legs, I'd hit it. Yes I'm quite lonely.

 

[teh_Canape]

probably

Spoiler: if she looked like this

 

[Thimblefoot]

Hell yes, Orcs are smokin' hot, with their green, clammy skin and sharp tusks...ooh...getting all hot and bothered thinking about it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Depends on the Ork...
Same goes for humans.

 

[stefanbertramlee]

Can I have an Elf instead please?

 

[Yokai]

I'm pretty sure most orcs can't even kiss, what with the tusks/fangs and all.

Were I attracted to men, I might kiss Thrall.

Spoiler: He's pretty handsome, as orcs go.

 

[Waaghpowa]

Depends, can the orc be Garona? The famed assassin from Warcraft known for killing King Llane?

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure most orcs can't even kiss, what with the tusks/fangs and all.

Were I attracted to men, I might kiss Thrall.

Spoiler: He's pretty handsome, as orcs go.

Best character in the lore in my opinion.

 

[BanicRhys]

Depends on the universe.

Spoiler: I would be willing to go all the way.

Spoiler: wouldn't kiss

 

[OutcastBOS]

Maaaybe...but then again, I do have my..."thing" for critters that most people find unattractive.

Spoiler: I do have a huge crush on Tulip after all...

 

[Yokai]

Depends, can the orc be Garona? The famed assassin from Warcraft known for killing King Llane?

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure most orcs can't even kiss, what with the tusks/fangs and all.

Were I attracted to men, I might kiss Thrall.

Spoiler: He's pretty handsome, as orcs go.

Best character in the lore in my opinion.

Agreed. I loved him in Warcraft III. He was the only character who actually paid attention and did what was best for the planet as whole, rather than following his own agenda of arrogance/emo sociopathy/petty revenge. He also has the best beard.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Yes, actually I would.

U mad?

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

No. No I would not.
At least in the Forgotten Realms universe.

Orcs hare very dumb (I think they take a -4 to int and -2 to cha). So no.

I would rather smite an orc than kiss one.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Taking this as the standard for female Orcs:

Yeah, I guess so, I'd assume the textures to be a bit rough and possibly an overbearing smell of sweat and whatever stench Orcs have, but based on appearances alone? I've seen uglier Humans.

/This only applies to Warcraft-lore Orcs

In regards to Tolkien or Warhammer Orcs/Orks/Orkz... NO

 

[bdcjacko]

Taking this as the standard for female Orcs:

Yeah, I guess so, I'd assume the textures to be a bit rough and possibly an overbearing smell of sweat and whatever stench Orcs have, but based on appearances alone? I've seen uglier Humans.

/This only applies to Warcraft-lore Orcs

In regards to Tolkien or Warhammer Orcs/Orks/Orkz... NO

lol, at the little hearts on her belt. You don't make out with her, she makes out with you.

 

[darksakul]

WoW/Shadow Runner Orcs yeah, D&D and LOTR Orc, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

 

[UmJammerSully]

lol just to be different I'll have to mention orcs from Final Fantasy XI...

GOD NO.