I have appeared! Cower before my heat ray! Run from the inky smoke! Kneel before your Martian overlords!
...*Spends a good five minutes looking at that avatar*
...I wouldn't mind turning into that, whatever it is. At least then I would know what it is. Maybe...
But yeah, who wants to be a Martian? Any takers? I'll give you a free flu shot if you do!