Would you rather?

[madseverus]

Simple game stolen from the show "Zoey 101" (in case anyone ever saw that).
Person 1 asks a 'Would you rather' question, e.g. would you rather eat a live squirrel or throw your shoe at an airport and shout "BOMB!"
Person 2 then answers that question and asks one of their own.

I'll start:
Would you rather be locked in a cage with a wild tiger or lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?

 

[Ruedyn]

I'll take the cage.

Would you rather stick your tongue in a paper shredder or get kicked in the testes by every Hockey player in Canada?

 

[Nickthequick]

Tongue in paper shredder.

Would you rather eat an entire wasps nest, or drink ten gallons of water from the dead sea?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Ten gallons of water from the Dead Sea please.

Would you rather spend a night with a bear whilst covered in honey or fight a horde of zombies blindfolded.

 

[Euryalus]

Fight the zombies blindfolded (was there ever any choice)

would you rather choose the water or the food in the burriden's ass paradox

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

A horde of zombies, at least I can take a few with me, the bear I've got no chance

Would you rather be shot in the knee or jabbed in the elbow by a knife

 

[Baby Eater]

A knife wound would have less chance of causing a major injury.

Would you rather have to listen to Justen Beiber for a week straight or help an old lady set up her computer?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Old Lady, at least that would be slightly amusing.

Would you rather be a Salarian on the Krogan homeworld or a Quarion stuck on Rannoch post ME3.

 

[Ruedyn]

Salarian, just trick them into thinking I can cure the genophage.

Would you rather let Shepard elbow your face, or get a headbutt from a krogan?

 

[Nickthequick]

Headbutt from Krogan sounds better.

Would you rather live for three years inside of a dragons stomach, or eat nothing but barnacles for the rest of your life.

 

[madseverus]

I'd go for the dragon, I couldn't live without cake.

Would you rather drink nothing but coke for a year or drink nothing but juice for a year?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Juice, it has some health benefit.

Would you rather train Caterpie or Weedle?

 

[Ruedyn]

Weedle. I'll take the bee over the butterfly.

Would you rather fight a dragon while wearing no clothing or use any weapons or get kicked in the nads by Superman.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Superman, at least you have a chance of surviving.
[sub][sub] Of course if surviving after that is worth it or not is entirely up to you...[/sub][/sub]

Would you rather survive after being kicked in the nads by Superman or die?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Die.

Would you rather be Exterminated by a Dalek or Upgraded by the Cybermen?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Upgraded.

Would you rather fly in an upside down boat or drill tunnels with a burning aircraft?

 

[thesilentman]

Upside down boat. Because, upside down boat.

Would you rather watch something that breaks your sanity or leaves you to do in an amount of time you don't know?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The first one... I think. It is worded weirdly.

Would you rather commit a warcrime, be put in front of a international tribunal, and executed or refuse the order, put in front of a national tribunal and executed?

 

[Hemlock]

The former.
Would you rather give up eating bacon for a year or having to eat plastic for the rest of your life?

 

[Dead Seerius]

Depends on how much plastic and how often, but I'll take no bacon in most cases (I'm sorry, my love.)

Would you rather live with no hands or no eyes?