Would you rather?

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

No hands.

Would you rather be stuck in Ravenholm for five months, or a completely dark, sealed off box for an eternity?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Ravenholm, I get to shoot zombies with a crazy scottish priest with a shotgun!

Spoiler: Good daycycle citizen.

Would you rather give money so everyone can play a game of poker or keep money for yourself and not play the game at all?

 

[Dalek Caan]

The second one.

Would you rather get a Blow Job from Pyramid Head or a Hand Job from a Tank?

Spoiler: If you don't know what I am talking about.

Pyramid Head

Tank

 

[thesilentman]

Pyramid Head if I really had to. WHERE'S THE OPT OUT FORM!!??

Would you rather play a strategy game or an action game?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Strategy!

Would you rather eat two billion ice cream sundaes made from your least favourite ice cream flavour, or none at all?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

None, I don't want it coming back up!

Movies or Video games?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Damn you! I have to choose video games, but now I is sad.

Would you rather eat a pentuple bean burrito or a taco seasoned with iron fillings and bromine?

 

[thesilentman]

I'd eat the taco.

Would you rather work for EA or Activision?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

EA. They've got their hands on a few IP's that I'm fond of, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, I can do something to mitigate the damage.

Would you rather floss your teeth with a stranger's pubic hair in public (The crowd is full of people you know, and everyone watching knows it's someone's pubic hair), or eat a raw dead cow in private (the cow has been dead just long enough for it to hit the balance of being as rancid as possible, while losing as little meat as possible. And no buzzards or other scavengers have come by to pick any of it off).

 

[thesilentman]

I'd floss my teeth. At least I hope that I won't get an STD.

Would you rather screw a bear or a boar?

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Hmmm... What kind of bear? What kind of boar? I'll go with the boar, it's smaller at least.

Would you rather eat a meal out of a toilet that someone had just finished using or lie on the floor to be walked on by others for 6 hours?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Could I lie on my front? If so, I'll be walked on.

Would you rather drink a gallon of rancid milk, or eat a dozen rotten eggs (raw)? Whichever one you choose, you can do it over the course of a day rather than all at once, but you can't eat or drink anything else to get the taste out of your mouth. Also, you won't suffer any of the medical risks that would go with these activities, it'll just taste awful.

 

[thesilentman]

Rancid milk. Me's a vegetarian.

Would you rather punch Shax to death or leave him to die alone without any one near him? HIS QUESTIONS ARE FFFING DIFFICULT!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Leave him alone? I don't know him so I can't really think of why I'd kill him.

Being disliked by the opposite sex forever or being so charming that women instantly fall in love, causing all men to want to destroy you.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Leave him alone? I don't know him so I can't really think of why I'd kill him.

Being disliked by the opposite sex forever or being so charming that women instantly fall in love, causing all men to want to destroy you.

Thanks for not actively trying to kill me

I'll take being disliked. The big decider for me in this situation was the possibility of relatives being in the group of people who instantly fall in love. I'm not going near THAT situation with a ten-foot pole held by someone else.

Would you rather have to eat your used coffee grounds / tea leaves every time you brew coffee / tea, or have to eat the packaging of all food you buy (cans and other un-chewable things excluded).

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The tea leaves.

Indiana Jones or Indian Jhones?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Indian Jhones, as long as it's Raj.


A pet Chimera or a pet Cerberus?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Chimera. Especially if its the actual fish.

Fall off a bridge and live or fall out of a speeding car and live?

 

[thesilentman]

Fall off a bridge.

Would you rather eat shit or drink piss?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...........drink piss.............

Would you rather respond to an awkward question or just stay silent?