Hmm... This is where the definition of marriage has to be discussed.
Traditionally, a marriage is a union between a man and a woman. As a man, I would have to be paired with a woman, of which Michael Moore and a dog are neither.
Well... it depends on the dog, and with Michael Moore I could hold an intelligent political conversation, which would be fun.
Ehh... but dogs are cute...
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Would you rather be blinded or castrated? (Yep, keeping the standards up, arent I?)