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Lazy Kitty

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Girl. I can be a guy every day.
Also much more choice in clothing.

Would you rather be able to choose your gender before you are born or have it picked randomly?
 

Lazy Kitty

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Both?
Why should one go without the other?
[sup]I assume the relationship is good enough since kiss was one of the options...[/sup]

Would you rather loos your spacebar or your ctrl key?
 

mjcabooseblu

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Spacebar; my tab key functions as a second spacebar, and only performs the usual tab functions when I hold Fn. HA!

Alright, here's another: You find yourself in a room with an exact clone of yourself. They have your memories and your skills. The room has nothing in it, and you will be able to leave in 2 hours, at which point the clone will disappear and nobody will know about it.

Now: Do you fight the clone...or do you fuck it?

Bear in mind, this isn't some kind of false dichotomy; those are really the only options. The room is empty, so there's nothing to entertain yourselves with. It's an exact duplicate of yourself, so conversation would be boring. This really only leaves two options: brawling or boning. If you're fighting a clone with a guaranteed expiration date, they sure as hell aren't going to hold back; it would be a harrowing and exhilarating experience. If you're fucking them, you and it both know exactly what pleases you; it will probably be the best sex you'll ever have.

So? Which one? Also, anyone who wants can feel free to answer, not just the next poster.
 

Link_to_Future

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Nov 19, 2009
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Eh, I don't really read Cracked that much anymore. DOB is funny though.

Oh, and fight. I've always wanted the rush of a truly even fight.

Would you betray your morals for the sake of money? Or would you deny yourself riches so that you could sleep at night?
 

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Deny, deny, deny.
It's what keeps me going......and sleep is worth the time it takes.


Would you rather total independence (EVERYTHING you have to do yourself grow own food and the like) Or live with a more oppressive government than your current one.
 

Link_to_Future

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Nov 19, 2009
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Depends. Does this oppressive government include regular beatings? Because if it does SIGN ME UP I'LL BE THE SECRET POLICE!!

So...Narwhals or Owls?

 

Baradiel

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Mar 4, 2009
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Mac. Theres a slight chance I could get used to it.

Would you rather live on the moon or in the Antarctic?
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Mashed.

Would you rather live alone forever, or in a cramped space with 10 people forever?
 

Baradiel

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Alone. I'd probably go insane in either situation, but on my own I could have a decent conversation.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly?