Would you rather?

[Dango]

Morocco. I don't like Spain.

Would you rather be attacked by a deer or a cow?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Deer.

Would you rather fly in a plane from the 30's or sail a boat made of wood and sheet metal.
Edit: NINJAFEST!

 

[Dango]

Plane from the 30's.

Would you rather have no teeth or no hair?

 

[cryogeist]

no hair...wigs FTW!

Would you rather lose your arms or legs

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Legs.

Would you rather marry a stupid but pretty girl (who cannot make conversation) or a smart but meh looking girl (who has very good stuff to say)?

 

[cryogeist]

smart but meh looking girl

Would you rather stay single
or get married for 100$

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stay single. Hell yes!

Date anyone or never date at all?

 

[Dango]

Date anyone.

Have to stop using the letter 'e' or the letter 'a'?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Date anyone.
EDIT: Argh! Ninja!
E maybe...
Since it's the one letter which is used the most in Dutch (my native tongue), so that could lead to some hilarious situations...

When you get a multiple choice question asking what your favorite weapon is, would you rather answer
A: Sword
B: Gun
C: Pen
or
D: Canada
?

 

[cryogeist]

b!

Would you rather
Die slow and painful but go to heaven
OR
quick and painless but you end up in hell

 

[Lazy Kitty]

However I die, I always choose Hell.
It's one of my favorite places to be.
I heard that peon Lucifer broke the floor heating while I was gone though...
I'll have to punish him when I get back...

Would you rather have at least 2 options?

 

[cryogeist]

Yes!...now post them

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Option 1 or option 2.

 

[cryogeist]

option 1!

Would you rather
Die or die

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Unfortunately, I can't do either.

Would you rather be transported to the world of Pokemon or the world of Digimon?

 

[cryogeist]

Pokemon! less chance of dieing

would you rather
be forced to watch all the Pokemon episodes+movies or all of digimon episodes+movies
(you are sitting on a toilet and are given food and water)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Pokemon.
Though I'd rather sit somewhere more comfortable and go to the toilet when I need to.

Would you rather dance with the devil or dance with the dead?

 

[cryogeist]

No idea!

would you rather torrent a game or buy it

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Buy.

Would you rather derail this thread or have it locked?

 

[cryogeist]

De-rail! i want my badges dammit!

Would you rather
live
or
die