Would you rather?

[Lazy Kitty]

I do believe I've answered this question before...
Kill it, then revive it.

Would you rather sit in a chair or lie on a couch?

 

[cryogeist]

Sit in a chair

Would you rather
play on a DS
OR
a PSP

 

[Lazy Kitty]

DS.
I've got both and the DS has Pokemon.
It would help the PSP if I could homebrew games for it though...


Would you rather play Dwarf Fortress or Team Fortress?

 

[cryogeist]

Team fortress

Wpuld you rather
use a sniper rifle
OR
a assault rifle

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Sniper.
Not in TF2 though...

Would you rather wake up with your current gender or the opposite gender?

 

[cryogeist]

Current

Would you rather
Play minecraft
OR
do some drugs

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Play MineCraft.
What do you think I've been doing all this time?

Would you rather stay as you are or change gender every time you think of the color yellow?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hmm.. I think it would be wrong to not choose the non-entertaining option. I wonder how many times I think of the color yellow in a day...

Would you rather have curry'd chicken or chili pepper'd beef?

 

[cryogeist]

Beef

Would you rather
(if you were a drug addict)
Use a needle
OR
*snooooort!!!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Snort!

Would you rather be a drug that gets injected or a drug that gets snorted?

 

[Protocol95]

Injected.

In your reply to this post would you rather make a reference or a snappy comeback?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

What reference and what snappy comebacks are to be made?
Also: Why would I need to make a comeback?
I'm still here.

Would you rather walk backwards for the rest of your life or speak, write and type backwards for the rest of your life?

 

[cryogeist]

Walk backwards

Would you rather
play minecraft
OR
any valve game

 

[Eumersian]

Any ValvE game.

Would you rather throw stones at children or old people?

 

[cryogeist]

Children

Would you rather
assassinate the leader of your nation
OR
your entire family

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I can't choose!
Can't I choose both?

Would you rather go back in time to fix whatever you did wrong or apologize?

 

[cryogeist]

Go back in time

Would you rather
in a tv show
say fu*bleep*
OR
just say fuck

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Just say fuck.
Censorship is stupid.
It's annoying and you don't protect anyone with it.
They'll pick it up somewhere else anyway.

Would you rather immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches or dive naked head first into a pool of tobacco spit?

 

[PixelKing]

Cockroaches.

Would you rather slit your wrists with a ruler (Can be done) or put your arm in a paper shredder?

 

[cryogeist]

shoot myself in the head!

Would you rather
pick the actual option
OR
some really random!