Would You Rather?

[lechat]

i think the man show had the best and most depressing "would you rather" i have ever seen

man show hosts: would you rather save 20 dirty smelly homeless guys or 1 cute puppy
scum of the earth vapid man show girl wannabes: the puppy
audience: owwww that's so cute (and she has big tits)

i already lacked faith in humanity before that but seriously i almost had to stop jerking off after i heard that vile spewing from their mouths

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

This springs to mind:

So... we meet again, quandary.