Would you stab a cat to get your hands on an early copy of Mass Effect 3?

[GeneralAlvarez]

Well... Would you?

 

[AcacianLeaves]

No? Why would I want a game before its finished?

 

[Shaegor]

Hell no!
I'd stab all the people on this thread who would think of stabbing a cat perhaps.

 

[DeeTee]

No, because I'm not an arsehole.
I would suggest that if an early copy of a game is important enough to go wielding cutlery at animals, it might be time to assess your priorities.

 

[GeneralAlvarez]

No? Why would I want a game before its finished?

Suppose it WAS finished

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Maybe just a little stab on the tail. I'd let him play the game too, of course--I mean hey, I'd take a minor stab for him if someone was offering the cat an early copy of... things a cat needs.

 

[Bat Vader]

No, I would not stab a cat to get an early edition of Mass Effect 3. It would make me feel bad that I would have killed a cat for a video game. Every time I would play the game it would remind me of the cat I stabbed.

If I was to pet a cat and get an early and finished version of Mass Effect 3 than that I could do.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

No and I would sooner stab those who would stab cats for any reason.

 

[hyperhammy]

I would stab my neighbour kids to... ah fuck it, I don't need anything.

 

[AcacianLeaves]

No? Why would I want a game before its finished?

Suppose it WAS finished

Well then it would be released, and cat stabbing would not be necessary.

 

[Mukil]

If by cat you mean pillow. Yes, yes I would.

 

[GeneralAlvarez]

Well then it would be released, and cat stabbing would not be necessary.

Well played, my friend. Well played indeed

 

[ShoryukenDude]

I think we should at least make it fair for the cat. So, instead of a house-cat, you should have to fight off an angry cougar with a knife to get an advanced copy of ME3.

That's probably the only way I would do it.

 

[Jodan]

no i still have to start the second one
and no i love cats

 

[AcacianLeaves]

Well then it would be released, and cat stabbing would not be necessary.

Well played, my friend. Well played indeed

Thank you

I'd stab the hell out of a chihuahua to get an inside look at the story and characters that are going to be in it though. I'd stab it right in it's yapper dog voicebox.

 

[GeneralAlvarez]

I think we should at least make it fair for the cat. So, instead of a house-cat, you should have to fight off an angry cougar with a knife to get an advanced copy of ME3.

That's probably the only way I would do it.

Have you ever been attacked by a house cat?
It's not pretty.
Those cats are fast [and deadly]

 

[Konijn]

I don't like cats, I do like Mass effect.
you can make of that what you want

Edit: to make sure no-one is going to go crazy over this... it was a joke, although I really don't like cats. I wouldn't stab/hurt anything for such a petty reason, hell I'd probably puke my guts out it I was handed a knife and told to stab anyone/anything.