Would you throw yourself on a grenade?

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Shock and Awe

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Strangers? Fuck that, i'm out the window. Now say if was in the military and it was my squad or it was a room with my family, I would jump on the grenade.
 

groundedcrow

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Most likely my instincts would take over and I'd jump out the window. I would feel extremely guilty later, and the spray of human gore would traumatize me for a few years, but the situation would just flash by me before I could think. I truely would give my life for a stranger if I had time to make that decision, but the actual situation with the grenade and all would just be too fast for moral judgement.
 

The Night Shade

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jump into the windown i dont care about strangers but i think i would throw the granade out the window if i had a chance
 

adderseal

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maybe all 5 of us would jump on the grenade at exactly the same time and save no-one, or we'd all try jumping out the window at the same time and get stuck.

But to answer the question, I wouldn't be able to do anything. I'd see the grenade and just freeze. Everything would go blank, then BAM
 

Drakmorg

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First I'd look out the window and see how high up it is, no point in avoiding a grenade if the fall kills me.

If the window is low enough I jump out.

Who am I to decide whether these people should live or die? They might all be murders and rapists and politicians, who would decide to celebrate life by murdering and raping and otherwise screwing people over if I save them. I will just let them live or die by their own merits. Who knows, maybe one of the other guys will step up and play the hero.
 

S.R.S.

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Self-sacrifice always gets you into heaven even if your the son of the devil, apparantly. I'll do it if somehow the survivors avenge my death on the asshole who threw the 'nade.
 

Caliostro

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Baconmonster723 said:
Now there are only two possible options
Actually, it's not true, there are more and better options. A third option which I would prefer would be to throw the grenade out of the window. Then there's still a safer choice, which I'd also take, which is to throw someone else on the grenade.

But assuming a split second thing: jump. Survival of the fittest.

PS: Most people would jump... Like, 99%. Even the ones that say otherwise.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Assuming I can't throw the grenade out the window or throw someone else on the grenade. I'de jump out the window without thinking twice. 1: because I like me 2: because I'm generally not a big fan of not me.
 

mechanixis

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It's an interesting moral question, one that reminds me of a bit from the book "The Things They Carried" about the Vietnam War:

" For example, we've all heard this one. Four guys go down a trail. A grenade sails out. One guy jumps on it and takes the blast and saves his three buddies. Is it true? The answer matters. You'd feel cheated if it never happened. Without the grounding of reality, it's just a trite bit of puffery, pure Hollywood, untrue in the way all such stories are untrue
A thing may happen and be a total lie; another thing may not happen and be truer than the truth. For example: Four guys go down a trail. A grenade sails out. One guy jumps on it and takes the blast, but it's a killer grenade and everybody dies anyway. Before they die, though, one of the dead guys says, "The fuck you do that for?" and the jumper says, "Story of my life, man" and other guys starts to smile but he's dead. That's a true war story that never happened."
 

Urgh76

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um throw the grenade out the window?

most logical solution

EDIT: what would be funny is if you tried to throw it out the window without opening it and it was plexiglass XD or if it was locked
 

Poomanchu745

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VincentX3 said:
Maybe throw the GRENADE OUT THE WINDOW

If not, then I hope I have a soft landing.
Damn someone beat me to it. I would be a ninja and throw it back out the window or however it came into the room. And hopefully the 3 strangers would be extremely hot and then we would have a 4-some in the room.
 

peel15

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I'd dive on it because your going to die anyways so why not go out with a BANG lol i had to say it
 

manedwolf86

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With three strangers i'd have to say jump out of the window. I do have a natural caring for people thing going on, but honestly after working in customer service for almost 4 years has made me a bit jaded towards people i don't know.
 

Yeager942

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First, I'd look at the people in the room with me. If any of them is Bruce Campell, then I would jump on the grenade.
 

Andothul

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If i cant chuck the grenade out the window i guess although i'd like to be altruistic and say i would jump on the grenade for the strangers, in reality i think i would jump out of the window just out of pure instinct without even thinking about it til after the fact.
 

theironbat46

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I would throw the grenade out the window. But if that was not a choice. I would throw myself on it.
 

Rahnzan

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Four strangers. I would jump out. Four close friends, one of which is my brother? I would jump out.

This room is obviously small enough that a single grenade could kill them all no question, so, the room is small enough that if I jumped on the grenade - indoors - not only would I accomplish nothing with my sacrifice as sharp pieces of bone and infectious flesh flew off in every direction gauranteeing that those who miraculously lived through the explosion would die horribly painful and slow deaths but the fact that it's indoors would gaurantee that whatever overpressures caused by the explosion would quadrupled in force.

In short, they'd die either way.

I want to live Clarence! I WANT TO LIVE!

Realizing that there may be other options, if I were to attempt to scoot around this trial to save more lives, I'd still just jump out the window. It takes a second to pull a pin a second to throw it, a second to realize a grenade laned in the room, a second to walk over and pick it up, a second to aim it out the window and a second to throw it. And that's being generous with reaction times, and excluding whether or not the assassin in question cooked the grenade at all. Picking up the grenade would be pantamount (I spell that right?) to suicide.
 

BB-52

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Jump out the window and then steal the other peoples cash and valueables (Survival of the Fittest baby!)