Would you Trade a Chicken for Two Oranges?

[JRCB]

Depends. How large is the chicken? How large are the oranges?

Technically the chicken is sickly,and the oranges are tangelos.

Hmmm..... can I have one orange and half of the chicken?

nope D:

Awwwww...

 

[sheomad]

make the chicken lay eggs then use the oranges to grow wheat then grind up the wheat to make bread then use the eggs to make a egg sandwhich !!

Oranges don't grow wheat. o-o

 

[TMAN10112]

I would keep the chicken, and wait for it to lay eggs. I love a good breakfast.

 

[sheomad]

I trade the chicken, then throw one of the oranges back at the person I traded with, and take back the chicken.

I now have the chicken, and one of the oranges.

The local (authority) will then beat u with a stick and rock and u will be thrown in jail,with no chicken or orange

 

[RetiarySword]

Hmm... Would I be gettin the chicken, or the oranges. I always wanted a pet chicken - dinosaur!

 

[sheomad]

Remember everybody u have to feed a chicken,and you cant live off two oranges.

 

[Jursa]

I'd keep the chicken, have it lay eggs for me and then trade the eggs for oranges...

 

[Handofpwn]

I would take both!

 

[arcainia]

Remember everybody u have to feed a chicken,and you cant live off two oranges.

Who says you have to feed it? As soon as I get it I slughter the thing and make me some shnitzels.



Seriously though.
I wonder if this will get locked?;

 

[chimmers]

Remember everybody u have to feed a chicken,and you cant live off two oranges.

Who says you have to feed it? As soon as I get it I slughter the thing and make me some shnitzels.



Seriously though.
I wonder if this will get locked?;

Chicken = many tasty meals
Oranges = dessert

I don't see much choice..

 

[theklng]

but chickens give you eggs!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

This is a poultry thread, if you stop egging him on, hen maybe he'll think better of his fowl idea.
Orange you glad I answered?

 

[Fightgarr]

This is a poultry thread, if you stop egging him on, hen maybe he'll think better of his fowl idea.
Orange you glad I answered?

Oh god Root. I would be rolling my eyes but I'm too damn proud of your punnery.

Is the chicken alive? I'd choose the chicken if it is, then I'd name it Buckers and keep it in my backpack and carry it around with its head poking out. We'd go on adventures and drink lots of juice.

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

I would kill the person I was trading with and trade their corpse to the chicken for the oranges. Wait, what was this about?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Surely a chicken can provide more nourishment than 2 oranges? I just saw Cast Away again last night so I'm still thinking in a survival situation, and I figure a whole chicken will sustain you better than 2 oranges. Plus it tastes better.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

This is a poultry thread, if you stop egging him on, hen maybe he'll think better of his fowl idea.
Orange you glad I answered?

That physically hurt me, but I can appreciate your artistry. A+.

I would keep the chicken and attempt to nurse it back to health.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

This is a poultry thread, if you stop egging him on, hen maybe he'll think better of his fowl idea.
Orange you glad I answered?

I just died a little.

Considering the chicken is diseased, I'd take take the oranges.

 

[Sennz0r]

This is a poultry thread, if you stop egging him on, hen maybe he'll think better of his fowl idea.
Orange you glad I answered?

I would have heard crickets chirping but even the crickets are feeling too awkward about how unfunny that was.
Props for coming up with it though.

Oranges.