Would you want to be a spy?

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Squilookle

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I'd rather be a commando. Much of the same thrill, but in smaller, more easily digestible missions.
 

Dr Snakeman

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I'd like to be a spy, but not for my whole life. And I don't care that the James Bond-type spy isn't too common... that's the kind of spy I want to be.
 

ReservoirAngel

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Yes, if spying obeys the James Bond school of spy tactics, meaning foreign places, fancy gadgets, awesome cars, and plenty of sex with unnaturally attractive people.
 

Paksenarrion

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How many times do I have to tell you? Spies don't exist in real life. Now would you kindly fetch me those corporate blue prints and go back to sleep?
 

Mr. Omega

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...what spy? I don't know what you're talking about. NO COMMENT! *slams door* phew, that was a close one.
 

DudeistBelieve

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No. Sounds like too much work and I wouldn't like being a tool for any cause I don't believe in.
 

blind_dead_mcjones

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ReservoirAngel said:
Yes, if spying obeys the James Bond school of spy tactics, meaning foreign places, fancy gadgets, awesome cars, and plenty of sex with unnaturally attractive people.
sorry to burst your bubble (assuming you weren't being sarcastic) but real spy work is the complete opposite of what bond films portray, real spy work is staying in an office going over document after document getting progressively fatter on a diet of take aways donuts and coffee, driving bog average run of the mill cars, the only 'gadget' you get is a commemorative biro (as hardly anyone knows how to use fountain pens anymore) and merely chatting with bland, unassuming, average looking people

oh and you're paid no more than any other public servant
 

Tekkawarrior

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SaneAmongInsane said:
No. Sounds like too much work and I wouldn't like being a tool for any cause I don't believe in.
Basically this, including the god awful 1001 rules that you have to abide by.
 

Zykon TheLich

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The James bond style spy did exist to an extent, Flemming based JB on the exploits of the SOE in WWII, however I think he probably squeezed all the excitement from the whole service into one dudes escapades.
 

The Funslinger

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Hmm... If I could be a spy like how Roald Dahl was a spy in America, during WW2. He basically got paid to seduce the women that had links deep into the American Government, in an attempt to draw America into the war. Apparently, he was damn good at it, too.
 

Hashime

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I am going to have to go with option 4:
Only is being a spy was like it is in chuck and chuck's partner is my partner as well or any of the Gretas.
I am just say'n.
 

Spy_Guy

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Well, yes. If I have to do something with my life, it may as well be something awesome.

See my name and avatar for the kind of Spy I'm thinking of ;)