Wow, I AM a ninja.

[Eliam_Dar]

Well, yes and when I tell this story most people do not believe me but here it goes. I was discussing with a friend of mine who was practicing Taekwondo and he told me how what I did (Full Contact and Karate) was not a good martial art, and how he was faster than me. And a fly was annoying me as much as he was, and I start watching the fly and I catch it, flying behind my back, without watching it, and alive... he says "no way you catched it", so I opened my hand just in front of his face, and the fly left my hand unharmed... he never questioned that again.

EDIT: I suppose that if I tried that again, I would not be able to.

 

[The Night Shade]

I often manage to keep myself from falling in some ridiculous way.

This and i can catch and block objects that are throw at me,i can block punches and kicks very easily

 

[PoliceBox63]

I recently dropped something and instantly caught it again. I mean my hand moved at fucking light speed it was a really strange feeling! I felt awesome after :]

 

[DigitalSushi]

I often manage to keep myself from falling in some ridiculous way. Last winter, I did a 360 spin with my bike when the road was covered with ice. Too bad no one was around to see it.

Whenever you do cool stuff no one sees it!

 

[Alpha1Niner]

To this day I still don't know how I dodged that ball... First second that ball was right next to my hip. The next my butt was level with my head and the ball flew underneath me. Onlookers and myself were baffled. I just wish I could see what I did.

 

[Burwood123]

Once I caught 2 falling copies of windows xp in PCworld. A handsome fellow knocked them off, and told me "wow, you are a ninja" I'm now married to that man. but srs, i didnt mean to catch them i just lunged at them.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I have incredibly fine tuned reflexes. Many times someone has thrown something at me or fell towards or near me and I snatch it out of the air before I even register it. I have even save a few people from falling a few times.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

A real ninja never gives himself away, therfore you are not a ninja.

Or perhaps he says he is a ninja for another reason. He is claiming something so incredulous, that the other person does not believe him. Therefore, he may uphold the virtue or truth while remaining in disguise

So he's a reverse-pscychologist ninja? I'm in way over my head.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

One time I was playing basketball, and I was going for a lay up when someone jumped straight into me when I was in mid-air, I was the outlet (generally small and quick), so I bounced off him and went straight into the floor and landed on my back. A second after decking the back of my head off the ground I did one of those ninja things where you get up off the ground using your back and kicking your legs upwards, I really don't know what the fuck they're called but it was badass.

 

[sageoftruth]

A rough friend of mine once approached me with a rubber ball and tossed it at me from about a foot away. The ball missed, but when I opened my eyes again, my hand was next to my head and the ball was in my hand.

 

[The Free Wind]

I have been called a ninja for YEARS by people in my school, and, honestly, I don't want to be a ninja. [sub/]I want to be a spy (The Jason Bourne type).[/sub]
In fact, my friend made up a story that I spent my childhood training in the Russian Mountains surviving on nothing but the meat of bears and Russian Commandos.

 

[Disaster Button]

I am a ninja of the feet. I have great foot control so I can pick things up, write with them, you name it.

 

[HT_Black]

I'm good at getting by undetected. Like, really good. As far as you know.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

My friends are more ninja then me.

One of my friends is aisan. Enough said, obviously. (Jk, jk, lol)
One of my friends has mastered the art of sneaking up on people. Whenever the rest of us are talking in a group, he usually arrives so stealthily that we don't always notice at first. He just kind of appears.

And one of my friends told me a story about a time he was riding his bike (by the way, I trust this particular friend to tell the truth) when he hit something, causing his front tire to stop moving and his bike to begin flipping forward. With ninja reflexes, he put his feet up on his handlebars, and as they reached the ground (his bike being completely vertical) he simply WALKED OFF HIS BIKE and then took a step to the side, as his bike crashed down where we was standing a second ago. He said it was just as awesome as it sounds.


Also, I usually suck at basketball, but twice now I have spontaneously made perfect shots from half court.

 

[fishman279]

I once was running to catch up with someone, but I had my whole dinner tray in my hands that I had to put away (this was at school), I slipped, slid a good 7 metres on my knees then got up again in one fluid motion whilst still holding the tray AND SPILLING NOTHING not even the full glass of water I had. Yeah, it was pretty epic.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

I'm good at getting by undetected. Like, really good. As far as you know.

Easy trick is easly defeated.
i can jump as high as i can and land on the ground silently.