lol, reminds me of a story I was told once...
A Palestinian family had lived in America for a few years, & the son went back to Palestine to visit family. When he got there, he called his dad back in America to tell him he had arrived safely, & just before he closed the phone, he said "Oh & dad, remember to watch out for that "THING" we left buried in the garden, ok?"
The father, not really understanding what, just said "Yeah, sure, ok" & closed the line. Next thing you know FBI agents are digging the HELL outta the whole garden, only to find nothing. Next day the son calls again & says to his dad "So dad, were you visited yesterday by our friends? KEKEKEKEKE".