Write a horoscope for the Escapist above you

[Antitonic]

With pamper-princess Venus in your home zone, you'd be mad to decline an offer of a facial or massage. This is the wrong time to apply for a loan. A romantic engagement is on the horizon.

Lucky Numbers: 58, 6 1/2, 3.14

 

[LeonLethality]

You will feel hungry around lunch time.

 

[sephiroth1991]

You will have a cat

 

[Gabanuka]

You will be aroused by a shampoo add.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

The vase at the car boot sale is valuable. :L
(I wonder if anyone gets this)

 

[Wardnath]

You will have an eventful future.

amidoinitrite?

[sub][sub]Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?[/sub][/sub]

 

[Antitonic]

May you live in interesting times.

 

[Random Argument Man]

You will make love to twins on a rocket ship. After you finished making love, your voice will evolve into Sean Connery's voice.

You lucky bastard.

 

[blinkgun96]

You will have a good morning followed by bleeding eyes, and a appetite for raisins.

 

[Fusoiya]

When going out tonight bring an umbrella, it might be raining cats and cubes. Watch out for dark allies or anything dark, something white may fall upon you!